Chez Pazienza

Chez Pazienza is the Media Editor at The Daily Banter. Chez was a producer for WSVN and WTVJ in Miami, KCBS, KNBC and KCAL in Los Angeles, and MSNBC and CNN in New York. He has two L.A.-area Emmys as well as a Golden Mic. He is also the co-host of "The Bob & Chez Show" podcast with Bob Cesca.

Top Articles by Chez Pazienza

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Donald Trump Doesn’t Give a F*ck About Your Little News Media Revolt Against Him

News organizations are banding together to confront Trump. Yeah, that’s gonna work.

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The GOP Can’t Denounce Trump’s Muslim Registration Comments, They Created This Monster

Trump now speaks for the conservative movement in all its racist ugliness.

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“The Empire Strikes Thomas Kinkade” Is the Best Thing You’ll See All Day

But one modern artist has finally figured out what Thomas Kinkade’s bucolic scenes are lacking. What they’ve always really needed to be complete. And that’s a full-scale invasion by Star Wars‘s Evil Galactic Empire.

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Mormon Mitt Romney Actually Said the Word “Hell,” So You Know He Must Be Serious

The Mittbot 3000 is seeing what that new “outrage chip” can do.

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In the Wake of the Paris Attacks, You Cannot Make All Muslims the Enemy

The attacks in Paris have initially accomplished what they set out to, which is scare us to death and place us, as an entire culture, on a precipice. The Daesh terrorists in their canny evil could only lead us to the point where we could choose to become the very thing we hated most, but they couldn’t push us over it. That’s something we have to do for ourselves.

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Here’s Why a Terrorist Attack in Paris Gets More Attention Than One in Beirut

Put it this way: We often see terrorist attacks in certain places, but last Friday we saw a terrorist attack on Paris.

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A Popular Mizzou Professor Says the Wrong Thing, Gets Attacked Online, Turns in Resignation

While clumsy, his statement to his students was probably meant to be inspirational and defiant. Despite his intention, though, you can imagine how it went over.

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It’s Time for the Grown-Ups To Take College Back from Their Shrill, Terrified Children

The video is enough to make your blood pressure jump through the roof. It shows a crowd of students gathered around and furiously jeering Nicholas Christakis, the headmaster of Silliman Residential College at Yale, who simply stands still and takes the abuse. One particular female student’s voice rises above the rest as she thoroughly lights… Read More

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Your Stupid PC Thing of the Day, Brought To You by a Guy Who Thinks “Spooning” Is Sexist

You know, one day we’ll look back on this period in our culture and just laugh and laugh.

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The Big KKK Debacle Proves You Can’t Always Put a Lot of Faith in Anonymous

Let’s make this clear right out of the gate: If you spent any part of yesterday giddily circulating Anonymous’s list of prominent political leaders who were supposedly members of the KKK, you were, at least during that period, an unbelievable idiot.

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Variety Wants To Know Why Charlie Brown Doesn’t Have a “Non-White Love Interest” In New Peanuts Movie

Entertainment is supposed to entertain, not in and of itself correct the political and societal mistakes of history.

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The GOP Just Broke Off Its Partnership with NBC, Because Republicans Are Whiny Babies

Calling out your bullshit with tough questions isn’t unfair — it’s necessary.

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Tonight’s Debate Will Be a Shit-Show, Because the Republican Party Is a Shit-Show

John Kasich’s summation: “What has happened to our party? What has happened the conservative movement?”

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Fox News’s Jesse Watters Gets Kicked Off Cornell Campus, Still Needs a Savage Beating

Jesse Watters went to Cornell to find out whether kids there are being “indoctrinated” into the cult of liberalism. He also took some time out to hit on a female student, because he’s a douchebag.


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