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Cenk Uygur is Worried That the iCloud Hacker Might Give “All Other Hackers” a Bad Name

Yes, because we wouldn’t want the otherwise stellar reputations of hackers to be unfairly dragged through the mud.

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Republican Peter King Reveals His Inner Fashionista on Obama’s Tan Suit

We shouldn’t be surprised that a subculture that routinely plays dress ‘em up in cowboy/redneck/fake-military regalia would eventually reveal itself to be inhabited by poncy fashionistas.

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Please Feel Free to Shut the F*ck Up About Obama’s Tan Suit

You’d think he walked into the press room with his fly wide open and a streamer of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. It’s just a tan suit, people!

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PODCAST: Bob and Chez Discuss Children with Uzis and Romney’s Prospects for 2016

On this week’s Bob & Chez Show, the guys talk about the 9-year-old who accidentally shot her shooting instructor with an Uzi, plus Romney’s poll numbers for 2016 and new rules for Twitter and Facebook.

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Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be “Head of the United States”

48 hours is enough time for Putin to shoot down a few more passenger airliners; invite Russian military into one or more states; imprison at least several thousand gay people; seize control of the internet; censor journalism; dissolve PBS and replace it with RT.

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Don’t Expect Anything New from the NRA Regarding the Latest Baby With a Gun

Given the lobbyist group’s silence during those dozens of other instances in which babies with guns killed other babies, don’t hold your breath for a sudden epiphany about keeping firearms out of the hands of children.

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Guess What? No One Really Gives a Sh*t Whether Obama Plays Golf

Only 31 percent of voters think it’s “fair to criticize the president for playing golf,” while only 30 percent “say that President Obama ‘plays too much golf.’”

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Animal Rights Activists are an Easy Punchline, But Their Cause Deserves Greater Public Advocacy

Unfortunately, there’s exactly nothing on the political docket with regards to protecting animals. So, it’s unclear why animal rights activism needed to be taken down a notch.

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WATCH: John Boehner Compares Himself to a Creepy Horror-Movie Monkey

It’s literally 41 seconds of John Boehner in various settings with a creepy horror-movie toy monkey.

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Sorry, But the Democrats Are Absolutely Not ‘Doomed’ in the Midterms

It appears as if Democratic prospects aren’t as horrifying as everyone says. Far from it.

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WATCH: Billy Crystal’s Emmy Awards Tribute to Robin Williams

On tonight’s Emmy Awards telecast, Billy Crystal delivered a touching tribute to the late Robin Williams.

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WATCH: The Most Shamelessly Disgusting Ad of the 2014 Midterms (So Far)

A New Mexico Republican candidate for Senate, Allen Weh, released the following ad today, becoming the first video blast of the 2014 campaign to exploit last week’s beheading of American journalist James Foley.

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Sarah Palin’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Funnier Than You Think

For the first time ever, a video of Sarah Palin is funny for the right reasons.

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If You’re Upset About Obama’s Golf Game, Here’s Reagan Goofing Off During Major Events

Here’s a series of harrowing events from the 1980s, along with the comparatively AWESOME optics from Ronald Reagan, the now-sainted chief executive.

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Chez Pazienza Talks To Us Live From Ferguson

Live From Ferguson: Chez Broadcasts Live from Ferguson; Ben Cohen Joins Us From Washington, DC; The Story on the Ground; Police Militarism; Chez Pepper-Sprayed by Cops; The Aftermath; The Reality of Ferguson Versus the Stereotypes; and much more.

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Megyn Kelly Scolds Producers for Interrupting “Important” News with Live Video of Violence in Ferguson

Kelly interrupted her interview with a “Fox News contributor,” also the head of Concerned Veterans For America, and chastised her producers…

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Drunk-Sounding Rush Limbaugh Tries Desperately to Link Benghazi with Ferguson

After nearly two weeks of tensions in Ferguson, MO, far-right radio has finally shoehorned the crisis into its ongoing Benghazi and IRS narratives.

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St. Louis County Police Reportedly Raid a Ferguson ‘Safe Haven’ Church, Confiscate Maalox

In a video recorded by Reconciling Ministries Network, organizer Phillip Agnew described to Rev. Dr. Pamela Lightsey how, in addition to ejecting the injured protesters, the police apparently seized quantities of the over-the-counter indigestion remedy Maalox.