Top Articles by Ben Cohen
According to overnight internet sensation Janelle Ambrosiato, calling someone a ‘nigger’ isn’t racist. The word, you see, isn’t actually a racial slur for those of African descent, but a term used to describe someone who is ‘ignorant’, she explained to 93.7 WBLK today.
Alongside Somalia, the US is the only country in the world that has refused to ratify the 1989 U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child, which bans life without parole for children. Is this OK?
Everyone trying to something vaguely serious in the media should get behind Yahoo tech journalist David Pogue. The former New York Times columnist has struck upon a rather ingenious way of stemming the relentless tide of viral content clogging up everyone’s facebook feed
Since its inception, the Obama administration has been plagued with scandals. From trying to socialize medical care to encouraging terrorism in Benghazi, there are undoubtedly more than enough grounds for the GOP to start the impeachment process already.
Here are the 7 best reasons why impeaching the President NOW is a really, really good idea.
Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely not a bad person. She’s a very good actress, and judging by the way she speaks about her kids, a very good mother. That being said, Gwyneth really doesn’t know when to shut up in public.
And sadly, that’s now most of the time.
Dinesh D’Souza, a man who made a career out of smearing President Obama using every dishonest tactic in the GOP handbook, is almost certainly going to jail after pleading guilty on Tuesday to a campaign finance law violation.
Buzzfeed wannabe site ‘LifeBuzz’ (see the similarities?) is upping the ante on making people read whatever list of banal life tips it has ripped off from another banal list of life tips. Telling readers that by not making their way through at least 22 of the the 30 [insert meaningless list items], “You’ll never get out alive”.
Newt Gingrich believes gays should do a better job of tolerating those who are intolerant towards them. It sounds good in theory, but is ridiculous once you apply real life analogies.
Tucker Carlson complained on Fox News that women have such an easy time in the workplace that he can’t find male journalists to join his site. When 75% of his editorial staff are male, we must conclude that Carlson is either a) a liar, or b) an asshole, or c) all of the above.
Michael Sam is the first active NFL player to come out as being gay. He has risked his career, his personal life and his physical safety to do so. No reasonable person can compare it to a snarky remark from Bill Maher, or a documentary by Richard Dawkins.
A couple of days ago Fox News published something so brilliantly revealing of its white male, paranoid inferiority complex that it deserves to be etched into stone and studied by sociologists for decades to come.
“I met him a few times. He’s a good example of someone, who you meet, who you think you are going to hate and then you get to hate him … you meet him and he lives up to every one of your expectations” – Seth Rogen on Justin Bieber
Donald Sterling is such a racist asshole that he doesn’t even understand that he’s a racist asshole. Check out our translation of his revealing diatribe against black people.