Top Articles by Ben Cohen
Weeping orange man John Boehner has finally decided to call it quits on his tumultuous tenure as Speaker of the House. Now, someone crazier than him is likely to take over.
Luckily for those inclined towards sorcery and supernatural, the state of Florida presents enough verifiable, repeatable evidence that we indeed live in a world filled with wizardry and diabolism
It’s official, everyone has lost their shit over poor Ahmed Mohamed — the 14-year-old child who was arrested after a homemade clock he brought to school was mistaken for a hoax bomb.
In reference to the allegation that British Prime minister David Cameron inserted his penis into a dead pig’s mouth as part of an initiation ceremony into an elitist club at the University of Oxford, a YouTube genius put together this brilliant mashup.
Every now and then, a story emerges that goes beyond the perfunctory ‘X cheated on Y while on a cocaine binge in a prostitute’s apartment’ and borders on the, well, truly fucking insane. How insane? Try this for starters.
Floyd Mayweather was granted a retroactive therapeutic use exemption for an illegally administered IV before his fight with Manny Pacquiao this year. His explanation for this along with his shady history regarding performance enhancing drug (PEDs) use have some very serious inconsistencies. Has Mayweather been using PEDs all along?
On his first day as Labour party leader during Prime Minister’s Question Time, Jeremy Corbyn did the unthinkable and attempted to have a civilized debate with David Cameron.
In what can only be regarded as an insane, utterly grotesque abuse of power, the Nevada State Athletic Commission handed out one of the most severe punishments in its history – a 5 year suspension for MMA fighter Nick Diaz who tested positive for marijuana metabolites following his fight with Anderson Silva.
Poor old Bobby Jindal – the world’s least inspiring politician really is doing his best to pull the rug out from Donald Trump’s feet to regain the momentum he never had in the Republican primary.
In a stunning victory, 100-1 underdog and old school leftie Jeremy Corbyn has won the Labour party leadership contest with an astonishing 59% of the vote.
“I wonder how an alien race would feel about people if they came down here and the first shit they saw was this crazy lady telling a cheering crowd of supporters that God says she doesn’t have to marry gay people.”