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Megan McArdle wrote an article on procrastination. It started well, but like all her other pieces, it descended into meaningless drivel, because no one ever taught Megan how to write articles that make sense.
After killing an unarmed teenager who was running away from him, ex neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman doesn’t understand why he cannot live a normal life.
Every week in the hours before we mine through comments on Glenn Beck’s site, we’re always mindful that this column could get tired. But then we go onto The Blaze and start reading through the comments, and the treasure trove of unadulterated craziness is just too good to ignore.
When do major publications stop having their own identities and become part of one giant, indistinguishable mass of lists and bullshit shock stories?
Juan Carlos Chavez brutally raped and murdered a 9 year old boy back in 1995. He was executed last night for his crimes. While Chavez committed a heinous crime, did killing him make anything better?
Andrea Peyser, the New York Post’s resident hate monger, penned a lengthy diatribe against recently deceased Philip Seymour Hoffman yesterday, because Goddammit, he’s been dead long enough for her to piss all over his grave with her political agenda!
Yes folks, it’s that time: Glenn Beck Comment Porn! This week, we have one comment for you, plucked from an article published yesterday on The Blaze after trawling through dozens of others in search of something truly special. The piece, titled “Pelosi ‘not pleased with the disrespect’ O’Reilly showed Obama in pre-Super Bowl interview” kicked off a particularly unpleasant comment thread with Blaze readers desperate to out do each other’s misogyny and unpleasantness.
Apparently the discovery that ancient Camel bones have disproved the official narrative of the bible is big news. Here are 7 other scientific facts that disprove the biblical version of human history.
In a very bizarre scene caught on camera, a California firefighter was put in handcuffs by a California Highway Patrol officer and detained at the scene of a highway accident over the positioning of his fire truck. The yet to be identified firefighter from Chula Vista was taken to the back of a police car after refusing the police officer’s demand that he move the fire truck from the center divider of the 805 freeway.
Last night, Billy Nye ‘The Science Guy’ debated some creationist called Ken Ham on the age old question: “How did we get here?”.
Who is Ken Ham? It’s irrelevant really, as he’s completely crazy. Anyhow, here’s a useful mash up of the debate.
A Question for Mia Farrow: If You Hate Child Abusers, Why Are You Still Friends With Roman Polanski?
Mia Farrow regards child rapist Roman Polanski as ‘a close friend’. Is the treatment of Polanski inconsistent with that of her former partner Woody Allen? If so, does it undermine her credibility?
According to the smarmy Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro, heroin addiction is now the fault of the acting industry in Los Angeles.
Much to the annoyance of rational people everywhere, the 9/11 Truth Movement made a comeback last night at a Super Bowl news conference with Most Valuable Player Malcom Smith.
It’s that time, ladies and gents: your weekly edition of the dark side of the internet, otherwise known as the comments section on Glenn Beck’s website ‘The Blaze’. This week, we take a look at the discussions readers had on an article discussing a program backed by President Obama to help low-income earners save for retirement.
Billionaire douchebag Peter Schiff, the man who recently said the the ‘mentally retarded’ are ‘maybe worth $2 an hour’, went on the Joe Rogan podcast to explain his position on the minimum wage. Needless to say, he talked a great deal of nonsense.