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Ben Cohen

Ben Cohen is the editor of The Daily Banter and founder of Banter Media Group. Ben writes a regular column for the Huffington Post and is a regular guest on the RT Network. Ben covered boxing and Mixed Martial Arts for TrueSlant.com, Secondsouts.com, Black Belt Magazine, Boxing Monthly Magazine and ESPN.com. Originally from London, England he currently lives in Washington DC.


Top Articles by Ben Cohen

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Chuck C. Johnson Hilariously Sues Gawker For $66 Million Over Sh*tting on Floor Story

Charles C. Johson, affectionately know around here as ‘Hack-Fraud Chuck C. Johnson‘, is suing gossip site Gawker for $66 million after it published rumors about the ‘journalist’ shitting on the floor in college. Johnson made the announcement on his Facebook page (via The Daily Caller): Johson’s complaint seeks compensation for the supposed damage two Gawker articles… Read More

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Jon Stewart’s Charleston Shooting Monologue Shows Why He Cannot Quit The Daily Show

Whether Stewart’s words are comforting or not, they are necessary. And soon we will have to go on without them.

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Goldman Sachs Kindly Lets Interns Work Only 17 Hour Days

Concerned that bright eyed youngsters might be pushing themselves too hard after a London intern Moritz Erhardt was found dead after working 72 hours straight, the Goldman Sachs has introduced new rules that limit intern working hours from only 7am to midnight.

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South Carolina Church Massacre Happened Because of America’s Gun Laws

This point isn’t very radical, isn’t very original and will not be very popular, but it is worth repeating again and again and again and again.

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Idiot Fox News Host Calls Pope “The Most Dangerous Person On The Planet” Because of Climate Change Stance

Fox News ‘The Five’ host and resident man-child Greg Gutfeld thinks Pope Francis is the ‘most dangerous person on the planet’ because of his views on climate change.

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10 Quotes From Donald Trump’s Speech That Show He’s Totally Ready to be President

If you had any doubts as to whether Trump was ready to run for President, these 10 quotes should clear them up for you pretty quickly. The Donald is ready America, so buckle up.

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Billionaire Calls Trickle Down Economics a “Scam,” a “Con Job”, and “An intimidation Tactic”

A billionaire spills the beans on why right wing economic theory is complete nonsense.

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If the Pope Believes Man Made Climate Change is a Problem, So Should You

If a man who heads up an organization that officially believes a Bronze aged Sky God impregnated a virgin with a living deity, recognizes climate change as being man-made, then so can you.

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On Behalf of All Liberals, Thank You Donald Trump

A quick note of thanks to Donald Trump for making 2016 that much easier for the Democrats.

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Paul Ryan’s Disastrous Obamacare Interview Shows Republican Ideology is Officially Bankrupt

While impossible to predict the nature of the 2016 Presidential election, we can be sure it won’t be a battle of ideas. Because one side categorically doesn’t have any.

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Welcome to the Billionaires Economy: No Security, No Mobility and No Hope

Welcome to a world built by billionaires, for billionaires.

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This Week in Florida Crazy: The Invasion of Flesh Eating Bacteria

As if Florida wasn’t suffering enough from face eating zombies, climate change denying politicians, KKK prison guards, and deadly snake kissing morons, a flesh-eating deadly bacteria has been found in Florida beaches that is activated by warm weather.

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Good Christian Mike Huckabee Blames the Liberal Media for Josh Duggar Molestation Scandal

In the mind of a religious fundamentalist like Mike Huckabee, sins are forgivable if you too are a religious fundamentalist. So when good Christians cover up molestation within their own family, then lecture everyone else on sexual immorality, it’s A-OK with Mike.

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Home Ownership Statistics Show Millennials Are Finally Rejecting Debt as a Way of Life

George W. Bush once said, “We want everybody in America to own their own home…this is an ownership society.” But US home ownership has now hit a 20 year low, largely due to millennials opting out of the house buying culture that has come to define America. Reports the Huffington Post: According to the USCB, home… Read More

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Antonin Scalia Should Step Down as Supreme Court Justice After Creationist Beliefs Revealed

In a graduation speech at his granddaughter’s high school last Thursday, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia revealed that he believes humanity has been around “some 5,000 years or so.”  Speaking to the crowd of teenagers and parents, he said: Class of 2015, you should not leave Stone Ridge High School thinking that you face challenges that… Read More

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Awesome ‘Jurassic World’ Deadly Predator Container Shows Up in Busy London Station

Generally speaking, anyone involved with the advertising industry should be hung drawn and quartered. But occasionally, creative types in the ad world absolutely nail it. Case in point: whoever is behind summer blockbuster “Jurassic World’s” marketing campaign at Universal Pictures.

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Hey Mike Huckabee, Even George Bush Knew How to Treat Transgender People With Respect

If Huckabee wants to learn how to better follow in the ways of his spiritual savior and not denigrate people who suffer immense emotional trauma due to gender identity issues, he should look no further than former president George W. Bush. Yes seriously.