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Best Review of ‘After Earth’ Ever

Ben Cohen · June 06,2013

 

Apparently complete crap

Apparently complete crap

Peter Bradshaw on M Night Shyamalan’s new flick starring Will Smith and his insufferable son, Jaden Smith:

Earth has been destroyed by climate change, pollution or whatever, and now humans exist in exile on other planets, but a space-flight with dad and son on board crashes on Earth, injuring Cypher badly, and now Kitai must win his respect by recovering a vital distress flare, which he can only do by vanquishing a horrible beast that feeds on human fear. So Kitai must be like his dad: show no fear. Or any emotion. Or any acting talent of any sort.

Ouch.

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Discussing the Future of the Left

Ben Cohen · June 06,2013

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I was on Thom Hartmann’s show a couple of days ago discussing the Nation’s  Bhaskar Sunkara’s piece ‘Letter to ‘The Nation’ From a Young Radical‘ on the future of the Left. It’s a fascinating article well worth reading, and it was one of the more interesting discussions I’ve had in my limited time as a ‘pundit’. Discussion starts at the 30min mark:

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Julian Assange on the ‘Banality’ of Google

Ben Cohen · June 04,2013

Julian Assange’s assessment of “THE New Digital Age” – a book by Google ‘visionaries’ Eric Schmidt and Jared Cohen, will go down as one of the most withering take downs of the Google inspired tech culture permeating modern society ever written:

In the book the authors happily take up the white geek’s burden. A liberal sprinkling of convenient, hypothetical dark-skinned worthies appear: Congolese fisherwomen, graphic designers in Botswana, anticorruption activists in San Salvador and illiterate Masai cattle herders in the Serengeti are all obediently summoned to demonstrate the progressive properties of Google phones jacked into the informational supply chain of the Western empire.

The authors offer an expertly banalized version of tomorrow’s world: the gadgetry of decades hence is predicted to be much like what we have right now — only cooler. “Progress” is driven by the inexorable spread of American consumer technology over the surface of the earth. Already, every day, another million or so Google-run mobile devices are activated. Google will interpose itself, and hence the United States government, between the communications of every human being not in China (naughty China). Commodities just become more marvelous; young, urban professionals sleep, work and shop with greater ease and comfort; democracy is insidiously subverted by technologies of surveillance, and control is enthusiastically rebranded as “participation”; and our present world order of systematized domination, intimidation and oppression continues, unmentioned, unafflicted or only faintly perturbed.

Assange’s critique is hyperbolic, but still impossible to dismiss as the search giant continues to collaborate closely with the state and share information about the public. The piece serves as a warning, and a rather frightening one:

The advance of information technology epitomized by Google heralds the death of privacy for most people and shifts the world toward authoritarianism. This is the principal thesis in my book, “Cypherpunks.” But while Mr. Schmidt and Mr. Cohen tell us that the death of privacy will aid governments in “repressive autocracies” in “targeting their citizens,” they also say governments in “open” democracies will see it as “a gift” enabling them to “better respond to citizen and customer concerns.” In reality, the erosion of individual privacy in the West and the attendant centralization of power make abuses inevitable, moving the “good” societies closer to the “bad” ones.

 

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8 Facts That Prove John McCain is an Unhinged Warmonger

Ben Cohen · June 03,2013
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John McCain

John McCain: Born for War. (mistydawnphoto / Shutterstock.com)

Amazingly, Sen. John McCain wasn’t always as gung ho about sending Americans off to fight in foreign lands as he is today. In September 1983, Senator McCain voted against President Reagan’s decision to put American troops in Lebanon as part of a multinational peacekeeping force. On the Senate floor, he spoke eloquently about the risks of interventionism. “The fundamental question is: What is the United States’ interest in Lebanon?” said McCain. “It is said we are there to keep the peace. I ask, what peace? It is said we are there to aid the government. I ask, what government? It is said we are there to stabilize the region. I ask, how can the U.S. presence stabilize the region?… The longer we stay in Lebanon, the harder it will be for us to leave. We will be trapped by the case we make for having our troops there in the first place.”

Fast forward two decades and there isn’t a war John McCain doesn’t want America to be involved in. If there’s a conflict going on, you can pretty safely bet that McCain wants in on it.

Consider the following:

1. McCain is trying to up American involvement in the civil war raging in Syria. One of the most vocal critics of the Obama administration’s Syria policy, McCain secretly made a trip across the Turkey-Syria border with Gen. Salem Idris, the leader of the Supreme Military Council of the Free Syrian Army (FSA). He stayed in the country for several hours before returning to Turkey. According to The Daily Beast, “Both in Syria and Turkey, McCain and Idris met with assembled leaders of Free Syrian Army units that traveled from around the country to see the U.S. senator. Inside those meetings, rebel leaders called on the United States to step up its support to the Syrian armed opposition and provide them with heavy weapons, a no-fly zone, and airstrikes on the Syrian regime and the forces of Hezbollah, which is increasingly active in Syria.” Apparently not bothered by the disasters of US involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the raging anti Americanism in the Middle East, McCain thinks more involvement  will improve the situation. Or maybe he doesn’t care about that either, and just wants more war.

2. He helped the Bush Administration build a case for war in Iraq, despite any evidence of WMDs or Saddam’s links to Al-Qaeda. McCain was one of the most vocal supporters of the war in Iraq and helped Bush and Cheney build a fictitious case against Saddam that led to one of the greatest strategic disaster in US military history. McCain is the only veteran in the Senate who has not turned against the war and still maintains it was a great idea.

3. Unwilling to accept that America’s role in Iraq was increasingly pointless and counterproductive, McCain was a huge supporter of the ‘Surge’ in 2007. The Bush Administration deployed more than 20,000 soldiers into Iraq, five additional brigades, (the majority of them going to Baghdad), and extended the tour of most of the Army troops in country. If there are two options on the table – less war or more war, you can bet McCain will always opt for the latter.

4. McCain believes in America’s divine right to occupy a country for as long as it likes in order to achieve its objectives. During a at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire in 2008, McCain was asked about the Bush administration’s willingness to keep troops in Iraq for 50 years. McCain cut the questionner off and said “Make it a hundred.”

5. McCain has long been a proponent of attacking Iran. Despite Iran not threatening anyone, not having nuclear weapons and not building any, McCain has ratcheted up the rhetoric against them for years, threatening them with military action and hammering Obama for being ‘weak’ when dealing with them. Back in 2009, Joe Klein observed that: “For two years now, John McCain has been entirely consistent on Iran: every last statement he’s made–at least, those that I’ve seen–has been (a) fabulously uninformed and (b) dangerously bellicose.”

An example: During a campaign appearance in South Carolina in 2007,  McCain was asked by an audience member about potential U.S. military action in Iran. ”How many times do we have to prove that these people are blowing up people now, never mind if they get a nuclear weapon. When do we send them an airmail message to Tehran?” a man asked. McCain replied, “That old, eh, that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran — “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, anyway, ah ….”.

Hilarious.

6. Regardless of its illegality, McCain has advocated bombing the infrastructure of enemy countries. Under Article 54 of Protocol I of the 1977 Geneva Conventions, it states that:

It is prohibited to attack, destroy, remove, or render useless objects indispensable to the survival of the civilian population, such as foodstuffs, agricultural areas for the production of foodstuffs, crops, livestock, drinking water installations and supplies, and irrigation works, for the specific purpose of denying them for their sustenance value to the civilian population or to the adverse Party, whatever the motive, whether in order to starve out civilians, to cause them to move away, or for any other motive

And here was McCain on the bombing of  Serbia during the Balklans crisis in 1999:

No infrastructure targets should have been off limits. And while we all grieve over civilian casualties as well as our own losses, they are unavoidable.

7. McCain was vehemently anti the use of torture as an interrogation method by the military, then suddenly announced that the CIA shouldn’t be held to the same standards. In a statement submitted for the Congressional Record, McCain explained that the CIA had the right to use ‘alternative interrogation techniques’ that were ‘different’ from those used by the US military. In other words, McCain doesn’t believe in torture unless the CIA does it. Then it’s ok.

8. There is good evidence that John McCain’s thirst for war is almost entirely down to political ambition. In a devastating critique of his record on war in The American Conservative, Justin Raimondo argues that McCain’s extreme narcissism and relentless political ambition has lead to a complete evolution on American interventionism:

It is impossible to know what is in McCain’s heart. There may be a purely ideological explanation for his changing viewpoint. But what seems to account for his evolution from realism to hopped-up interventionism is nothing more than sheer ambition. This was the case in 1983, when he defied the Reagan administration over sending U.S. soldiers to die at the hands of a Beirut suicide bomber, and in 1999, when the cry went up to take on Slobodan Milosevic. He was positioning himself against his own party, while staking out a distinctive stance independent of the Democrats. It was, in short, an instance of a presidential candidate maneuvering himself to increase his appeal to the electorate—and, most importantly, the media.

In short, John McCain is pro or anti war depending on whether it benefits him politically. Given America’s economic decline, increasing wealth inequality and general political apathy, war is a useful tool to distract the public. And therefore, the more John McCain supports it.

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Debating Conservatives and Libertarians on Sexism and Food Stamps

Ben Cohen · June 03,2013

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I was on the Thom Hartmann show last Friday debating Obama’s speech on the student debt crisis, Fox “News” Contributor Erick Erickson’s sexist comments, and the Republican push to cut food stamps. I squared off against Libertarian commentator Marc Harrold and Republican Dutch Martin, Advisory Board Member-at Project 21. It was a pretty good back and forth and the arguments kick off straight away:

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Glenn Beck Comment Porn: Megyn Kelly Sexism Edition

Ben Cohen · May 31,2013
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Glenn Beck Comment Porn

In this weeks edition of ‘Glenn Beck Comment Porn’ we look readers of ‘The Blaze’ reactions to Megyn Kelly’s brutal takedown of Erick Erickson and Lou Dobbs over women in the work place. Kelly had eviscerated Erickson and Dobbs over their assertions that society works better if men go to work and women stay at home – a particularly bold move given where Kelly works.

Readers of ‘The Blaze’ were mostly not amused with Kelly’s revolutionary antics and attacked the story with relish.

LEETRON kicked off the debate, setting the tone for the ensuing discussion:

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RELOAD took time away from the ‘research’ he was doing on the web, chiming in with the following comment:

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NEOFAN decried Fox New’s communist leanings:

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While POTVIN had the following insight into women’s roles in modern society:

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And finally, THE BIGGEST PICKLE got himself into a real pickle over Megyn Kelly’s radical political leaning, reminding Kelly that she would still be ‘barefoot in the kitchen where she belongs’ without affirmative action:

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Until next week folks…

 

 

 

 

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Megyn Kelly Slaughters Erick Erickson and Lou Dobbs Over Women in the Workplace

Ben Cohen · May 31,2013

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Erick Erickson of Redstate.com probably thought he was on friendly turf when he went on Fox News to talk about his views on women in the workplace. After a new Pew study came out showing women to be the major earners in 40% of American households with children, Erickson took to the airwaves to declare that this signified the end of America as we know it. “I’m so used to liberals telling conservatives that they’re anti-science,” lamented Erickson on Fox News earlier this week. “When you look at biology, when you look at the natural world, the roles of a male and a female in society and in other animals, the male typically is the dominant role. The female, it’s not antithesis, or it’s not competing, it’s a complementary role.”

Sadly for Erickson, his shoddy understanding of evolutionary biology and and misogynistic views of women was obliterated by Fox New’s lioness in chief, Megyn Kelly. Erickson and his conspirator Lou Dobbs were given the dressing down of a lifetime, and left under no illusion where they ranked on the alpha male scale:

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Junk Mail: Invite to Private Millionaires Party in Hawaii!

Ben Cohen · May 31,2013
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In our latest installment of ‘Junk Mail’, we reply to Vick Strizheus who sent us an email to The Daily Banter account titled:

Private millionaires party invite…. (shhhh!)

Intrigued by the prospect of being invited to a private party for millionaires, we thought it a good idea to engage with Vick in hopes of improving our financial situation here at Banter central.

Here’s what Vick had to say:

I’ve been in this “community” for over 8 years I’ve never done what I’m about to do for you this coming Sunday, June 2nd…

Here’s the deal…

This Sunday, June 2nd I’m hosting the biggest and baddest live webcast this industry has ever seen…

(read on and listen closely… )…and teaching you LIVE exactly how to earn your first $10,000 in the next 30 days…even if you tried and failed 114 times before… even if you think you don’t have the skills to do it… even if you’re about to lose your home or your car…and EVEN if you don’t have $100 in your bank account right now…

Sound cool?

I will actually not only teach you exactly how you can do it starting right away, but I will give you specific instructions on what you should be doing and when.

There’s a scientific PROVEN formula to do that, did you know?… I use it in my business all the time to make
ridiculous amounts of money… very easily… This event is going to be online and I will be streaming LIVE from Hawaii – BIM Millionaires Retreat!

(I’m actually in Hawaii right now and it’s absolutely gorgeous!)

Plus I’ve decided to do something super cool for you during this webcast…

I’ll also be giving away tons of sweet stuff…(not the candy type… lol .. I’m talking iPads, expensive watches, MacBook, etc..)

Yep, all you need to do is just show up and you can actually win really cool stuff!

This is ONLY for my subscribers and followers and I just wanted to give you heads up, since you’re on my list :-)

Will send you log in details on Sunday.

Talk soon,

Vick Strizheus

And our response:

Dear Vick,

I’m very jealous that you’re in Hawaii! Which side of the island are you on? I’m a fan of the eastern side – Hilo in particular!

Thank you very much for your generous offer. I’m not sure how you knew it, but you nailed the exact amount of times I’ve failed to make $10,000 in 30 days. 114 times does tend to wear you down.

I’m very interested to hear about this scientific formula for making money. Is it like chemistry? I generally thought that you could only make money working a job or from investing. Will I need some sort of kit/lab equipment? I’m keen to learn your secrets!

Also, and this is a technical question – I’m not actually one of your subscribers (I don’t know how you managed to get my email address?) so does that mean I still get to keep all the Ipads and expensive watches you are giving away? You must be really rich to have all that stuff, so I want in!!

Can’t wait to talk!!

Ben

We’ll let you know when we hear back!

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If You Want to Be Productive, Don’t Visit These 5 Classic Video Game Sites…

Ben Cohen · May 31,2013
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It’s Friday, and that means most of you reading this aren’t doing what you are supposed to be doing; working. And that’s OK, because it’s Friday and you’re not supposed to do anything productive with your time. While we’d obviously love it if you stayed on The Daily Banter all day, perusing the astonishingly well written, thought provoking pieces crafted to engage and enlighten, there are lots of damn cool sites that are there designed to distract you from all the important things you are supposed to be doing. The best of them involve mindless interactivity (ie. video games), and luckily for you, there are a few awesome places to go.

And what could be better than replaying the titles of your youth while pretending to do whatever the hell it is you actually get paid for?

Exactly.

We’ve found the best sites for classic video games to waste your time on. Be warned – you won’t get anything done:

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Atari Breakout: Hours of fun/wasted time

1. Play ‘Atari Breakout’ online courtesy of Google. 

The search giant is commemorating the 37th birthday of classic Atari game, and giving us all a treat. Here’s how to play it:

Type ‘Atari Breakout’ into google image search, and say goodbye to the rest of your day. I heard about this on facebook a few hours back and have been thwacking pixelated bricks with a ball ever since… Big props to Google.

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Sonic the Hedgehog: Mario’s main rival in the 80′s

2. Play classic games from Super Nintendo, GameBoy, Sega Mega Drive and a few other 90′s consoles in your browser.

Here’s how: Check out the fantastic list at the archive.vg blog, download the plugins if necessary (mostly not with Chrome) and get playing! Super Mario World, Street Fighter II, Sonic the Hedgehog are all there. You name it, you can play it.

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Donkey Kong: The first ‘platform’ game of its kind

3. Play 1980′s arcade games online

Retro-Cafe.com has got all the golden oldies – Frogger, Pacman, Donkey Kong, and even Duck Hunt (although I’m not sure how fun it is without the gun). Not sure if it’s just me, but the older the game, the more addictive I find it.

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Digger: Ridiculously fun

4.Play an obscure but incredibly addictive Canadian computer game from the 1980′s

Heard of ‘Digger’? This was probably my favorite game of all time. I spent hours on my dad’s computer in the mid eighties gobbling up diamonds with a crocodile looking ‘digger’ machine, and avoiding weird looking aliens. Ridiculous fun. To play the game in your browser, go here.

Space Invaders: The original arcade game

Space Invaders: The original arcade game

5. Play Space Invaders from the 1970′s

Space Invaders, released in 1978, has got to be one of the greatest video game of all time. It was the precursor to modern video games, and spawned a generation of arcade playing addicts. Play it online right here.

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Miami Police Definitely Not Racist For Choking a 14 Year Old Child Who ‘Stared’ at Them

Ben Cohen · May 30,2013

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Warning to all black children in America: Don’t stare at the police. If you do, you’ll get slammed on the floor and choked by a 200lb + officer.

From the Miami New Times:

Fourteen-year-old Tremaine McMillian didn’t threaten police. He didn’t attack them. He wasn’t armed. All the black teenager did was appear threatening by shooting Miami-Dade police officers a few “dehumanizing stares,” and that was apparently enough for the officers to decide to slam him against the ground and put him in a chokehold.

During Memorial Day weekend, McMillian was rough-housing with another teenager on the sand. Police approached the teen on an ATV and told him that wasn’t acceptable behavior. They asked him where his parents were, but MicMillian attempted to walk away. The officer jumped off the ATV, and tried to physically restrain the teen.

The video footage of the arrest, is, for lack of a better word, disgusting:

According to  the Miami-Dade Police, McMillian tried to pull away, which apparently constituted a “threat.” The teenager was charged with a felony count of resisting arrest with violence and disorderly conduct.

Obviously there is going to be an investigation, but the evidence against the Miami-Dade Police is, well, pretty goddamn obvious.

 

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