Everybody's talking about how Ted Cruz told a rally crowd in Indiana that a little child from the audience should be hit for heckling him, which is definitely fucked up. What nobody's focusing on is the kid's dead-perfect timing, which some people never master. When Cruz smarmily says “All right, apparently there’s a young man who’s having some problems,” the kid hits him with the most perfect delivery since Sandy Koufax:
"Yeah, YOU SUCK!"
That kid doesn't deserve a spanking, he deserves an HBO special.