Sarah Palin's Latest Immigration Rant is Amazingly Stupid

Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest utterings from America's Mama Grizzly Bear is now out, and boy is it special. Seemingly unaware of the age old technique of using distinct paragraphs to break up excessive amounts of words, Palin wrote the following non-stop screed against dirty immigrants who insist on having children in America:
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest utterings from America's Mama Grizzly Bear is now out, and boy is it special. Seemingly unaware of the age old technique of using distinct paragraphs to break up excessive amounts of words, Palin wrote the following non-stop screed against dirty immigrants who insist on having children in America:
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest utterings from America's Mama Grizzly Bear is now out, and boy is it special. Seemingly unaware of the age old technique of using distinct paragraphs to break up excessive amounts of words, Palin wrote the following non-stop screed against dirty immigrants who insist on having children in America:

ABUSE OF BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP UNACCEPTABLE TO AMERICANS

Thank you, hard working, patriotic legal immigrants, for helping make America great! Together we've strived for the spirit of exceptionalism to reign in this great nation. Thank you for respecting all that created the productive and just foundation bequeathed us via the rule of law, wisely acknowledging we only survive these competitive, tumultuous times by uniting under the spirit of that rule of law that guides a civilized society. Thank you for helping politicians understand that the problem with illegal immigration has nothing to do with hating Latinos or anyone else, but everything to do with protecting the middle class and necessarily putting America first for our nation's survival. Illegal aliens refusing to respect the rule of law, and those "visiting" here to take advantage of what's known as Birthright Citizenship, contributed to the left's tragic fundamental transformation of America that leaves us now unrecognizable as the world's beacon of hope and promise. Before it’s too late, we must fundamentally RESTORE America. It will be made great again if you lead this issue! Birthright Citizenship was never intended to contribute to today's list of incentives the left offers in free enticements leading to insurmountable economic and security problems. Thank you for taking a stand, speaking up, and sharing your experience and vision for an American revival that opens politicians' eyes to the ramifications of their misplaced compassion for the rest of the world. Putting America first, securing our borders, supporting candidates who understand the devastation of today's evaporating rules and common sense is the ONLY WAY we help the rest of the world. It's not by destroying ourselves with ignorance concerning lawbreakers, nor by obviously purposefully relegating our own nation to the bottom of the pole where we make a weak foundation that will topple all civilized society. Please channel your love of country, your work ethic, and respect for the rule of law to make America exceptional again.

Where to even start dissecting this atrocious smattering of misused words, banal homilies, and truly awful syntax...Let's start with this awesome opener:

Together we've strived for the spirit of exceptionalism to reign in this great nation. Thank you for respecting all that created the productive and just foundation bequeathed us via the rule of law, wisely acknowledging we only survive these competitive, tumultuous times by uniting under the spirit of that rule of law that guides a civilized society

What in God's name does this mean? "The productive and just foundations"? The constitution is "productive"? What? Secondly, when she says "we only survive these competitive, tumultuous times," is she talking about capitalism? If so, isn't this competition a good thing, and not something we "survive"? Is Sarah Palin a socialist??

Then, there's this complete fabrication:

Illegal aliens refusing to respect the rule of law, and those "visiting" here to take advantage of what's known as Birthright Citizenship, contributed to the left's tragic fundamental transformation of America that leaves us now unrecognizable as the world's beacon of hope and promise.

So Democrats are responsible for turning America into a basket case because they are protecting the American born children of illegal immigrants, despite both Ronald Reagan and George H.W Bush signed executive orders extending amnesty to family members not covered by the big immigration law overhaul in 1986. Anyone remember Republicans complaining about this? No? That's right, because they said nothing. When Palin describes America as being "unrecognizable as the world's beacon of hope and promise," is she speaking about the full economic recovery America has made under Obama's presidency after the disaster of the Bush years? Or the 16.4 million people who now have health insurance because of Obamacare?

Here is Palin's next crime against the English language:

Birthright Citizenship was never intended to contribute to today's list of incentives the left offers in free enticements leading to insurmountable economic and security problems.

Firstly, the left isn't offering 'incentives' to illegal immigrants, or anyone else. There is a thin safety net for the most vulnerable people in America -  and it is remarkably sparse when compared to other countries around the world. Then, there's the confusion between the words 'entitlements' and 'enticements'. One describes social services offered to disadvantaged people, the other is what you'd use to get your kids to behave on vacation - like an ice cream. And finally, illegal immigration and social welfare spending is categorically not to blame for the make believe "insurmountable economic and security problems" that exist only in the minds of Republicans. Of course there are real economic problems in America, but these are mostly to do with the inefficiency of laissez faire capitalism and corporate control of government (this is another article altogether).

Palin continues:

Thank you for taking a stand, speaking up, and sharing your experience and vision for an American revival that opens politicians' eyes to the ramifications of their misplaced compassion for the rest of the world.

Yes, legal immigrants in America are standing up to tell other countries to go to hell! Screw those other countries, especially the ones they came from. We only have compassion for Murica! And finally this:

Putting America first, securing our borders, supporting candidates who understand the devastation of today's evaporating rules and common sense is the ONLY WAY we help the rest of the world. It's not by destroying ourselves with ignorance concerning lawbreakers, nor by obviously purposefully relegating our own nation to the bottom of the pole where we make a weak foundation that will topple all civilized society.

Forget foreign aid, trade agreements, military cooperation, intelligence sharing, economic investment and environmental pacts - the only way to help foreigners is to shoot any of them trying to get into America.

How profound.