Neighbors from Hell -- Now Parents Have a Bedtime Story About How Predatory America Has Become

Illustrated and written in rhyme, 'Neighbors from Hell' gives parents a way to start talking about how messed up society is.
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Illustrated and written in rhyme, 'Neighbors from Hell' gives parents a way to start talking about how messed up society is.
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by Jan Frel

It came in a vision a few years back -- a book for children that approximated some of the horrors of society that everyday people face, and the monstrous qualities that many people take on as they try to earn a living. Especially since the financial crisis. Mortgage loan officers, slumlords, private prison lobbyists are the new growth industry jobs.

Co-author John Dolan and I spent some time mulling it over. We'd tell it in rhyme, with illustrations. Could be fun.

So we sat down and wrote the book, and found an illustrator in Ukraine, Taras Kharecko, who has quite a knack of portraying American suburbs in the hellish ways that many people see them when they face financial duress. And now it's published -- Neighbors from Hell: An American Bedtime Story, published by Feral House. (And there's also an awesome audiobook version, recorded by progressive TV and Radio host Thom Hartmann, which you can catch at the end of this article).

The story starts with a son asking his father for a different kind of bedtime story -- about the monsters who live in the neighborhood. The dad takes a breath, and in rhyme, describes the activities of a bunch of monsters in the neighborhood, starting with Rhonda the reality star, who lives just down the street.

Rhonda the Reality Star

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You know the big house where the camera crews roam?

That’s what Rhonda and her family call ‘home.’

The network tells Rhonda to sob and be mean;

She’s paid by the tantrum, makes hundreds per scene.

They film her daily from breakfast to breakdown;

And applaud when she treats her “close friends” to a takedown.

Rhonda stumbles along between botox and detox,

And her big life dilemma is, “White socks or pink socks?”

Her three little monsters have learned mommy’s rules,

So if you ever see them, run home from school;

They’ll hurt you and hope that it gets on the show;

“The worser the better” is all that they know.

Neighbors from Hell ends tragically, as life often does for people who are living on the financial edge.

Watch the video of the book, accompanied by Thom Hartmann below:

Neighbors From Hell: An American Bedtime Story from Feral House on Vimeo.

Jan Frel is AlterNet's editor-at-large and associate publisher. John Dolan is a poet and author of Pleasant Hell (Capricorn, 2005). They are the authors of Neighbors from Hell: An American Bedtime Story (Feral House, 2015).