Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be "Head of the United States"

48 hours is enough time for Putin to shoot down a few more passenger airliners; invite Russian military into one or more states; imprison at least several thousand gay people; seize control of the internet; censor journalism; dissolve PBS and replace it with RT.
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48 hours is enough time for Putin to shoot down a few more passenger airliners; invite Russian military into one or more states; imprison at least several thousand gay people; seize control of the internet; censor journalism; dissolve PBS and replace it with RT.
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Fox News Channel's long-distance relationship with Vladimir Putin appears to be heating up again. For the longest time, Fox News hosts throughout the broadcast day were crushing badly for Pooty-Poot and his hairless man-rack. But when protests in Ukraine disintegrated into a not-so-subtle Russian incursion and attempted annexation of the country, Fox News kept its unrequited passion to itself -- not knowing whether its audience would regard Putin as a hero or a throwback Soviet-era invader.

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And then a Malaysia Airlines flight was blown out of the sky, most likely using a Russian-made Buk surface-to-air launcher. If, in the aftermath of that tragedy, Fox News hosts were still carrying a torch for Putin, you'd have to read very carefully to find any signs of love. Mostly, the network was unwilling to directly blame Putin, referring to the missile launch as coming from pro-Russia rebels inside Ukraine.

That was July -- just over a month ago. A lifetime in modern news media time, and even longer in internet time.

But on Wednesday, Fox News reignited its affection for Putin -- and, incongruously, on the same day when the Pentagon appears to have confirmed Russian forces and a Russian missile launch inside Ukraine. On "The Five," and following a monologue about ISIS by talking troll Greg Gutfeld, panelist Kimberly Guilfoyle suggested that Putin take over the United States for 48 hours.

"Can I just make a special request in the magic lamp? Can we get like Netanyahu, or like Putin in for 48 hours, you know, head of the United States?"

There's no gray area there. Putin for (Temporary) President. Guilfoyle's 48 hour term is more than enough time for Putin to shoot down a few more passenger airliners; invite the Russian military into one or more states; imprison at least several thousand gay people; seize control of the internet; censor journalism; dissolve PBS and replace it with RT.

Vladimir Putin, a foreign-born former KGB agent operating under the pre-1990 communist Soviet regime, is Fox News Channel's magic bullet for solving America's problems. The same network that literally branded patriotism told us that Putin should take over the country for a while. The network that's encouraging Speaker Boehner's lawsuit against President Obama for his alleged abuse of executive power thinks despotic Putin would be a better alternative. Wrap your head around that one. Executive overreach is impeachable, but let's bring in Vladimir Putin to fix things. I'm sure he'd totally get congressional permission for everything.

Nyet.

By the way, Fox News wouldn't have mentioned such an idea without knowing full well that Fox News loyalists would suck it down like water -- viewers who only know that Putin is "tough," without knowing what treachery is associated with that toughness. Oh, and they also know he hates the gays. I suppose that alone is enough to sell them on Putin.

The myth that seems to have permeated the far-right is that being a badass is the end-all of leadership, irrespective of who or what is on the receiving end of that badassery. But they can count on one thing: Putin will spend his two days as President of the United States doing a hell of a lot more than signing a stack of executive orders. One of his actions would surely be to indefinitely extend his 48 hour term. And that'd be the least objectionable thing.

Put down the magic lamp, Fox News, before a lot of people get hurt.