Video: Do Not Open Carry Your Tits in This Restaurant, Ladies

Maybe the secret to gun control is rebranding guns by referring to them as tits, since these guys seem so hostile to them. Nice tits, guys, can everyone play with them?
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Maybe the secret to gun control is rebranding guns by referring to them as tits, since these guys seem so hostile to them. Nice tits, guys, can everyone play with them?
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When they're not intimidating a ladies' brunch, or pointing guns at babies, or joking about killing the President, Texas' Open Carry Surrogate Dick Display Engineers like to make good old contemptuous fun of women's bodies, as the he-men of something called Katie Austin did recently when two topless women went weapons free on them. In one YouTube video, Katie Austin coyly placed text partially covering the women's breasts, first promoting their website, but then devolving into misogynistic insults about the women's bodies. It's disgusting, but just the kind of thing you'd expect from these idiots, who dubbed the women (one of whom is a 46 year-old grandma) "skanky libtards."

The gun nuts, not incidentally, also misidentified the women as members of Moms Demand Action, the group of moms that Open Carry Texas figures really just wants to be raped, even though these women, and their breasts, were acting independently.

The unsurprising contempt for women, and of course the naked boobies, are getting all of the attention, but there's a great part in the Katie Austin group's other video that beautifully illustrates the genius of this particular protest. Frankly, the women in the first video aren't all that skilled at debate, they're probably not changing many minds on the Austin street, and both sides eventually devolve into offhand demonization of "schizo-FREE-noes," but what they lack in persuasiveness, these women make up for in Jedi-level point-making.

Keep in mind, this clip (altered only slightly) was shot by a member of Katie Austin, who not only continues to make creepy, misogynistic comments about the women, but inadvertently voices the exact devastating point they are trying to make (bonus points for the creepy stalker-cam cinematography):

"We come into this local business that supports our Second Amendment rights to open carry, we're inside the business open-carryin', yet they're obscene, and they're not allowed inside to spend the money at this establishment because of their obscene nature and vulgar display."

It's important to note that the business, Lavazza Espressions, hasn't confirmed that they have a policy that allows open carry, and also that since they serve food there, not even gun-humping dudes would be allowed to go topless in there, but point taken. You can see why those customers wouldn't want these women in there, because if the AC happens to be turned up a little high, they're liable to put somebody's eye out. It's also true, though, that a tit never accidentally shot anyone's dick off, or otherwise caused death or injury, intended or otherwise, so why does the law allow these jokers to wave their bazongas around willy-nilly?

Other than their devastating self-takedown, the best part of this clip is the part where the humble narrator notes that the customers "aren't even turning around," as if refusal to make sudden movements indicates comfort with armed idiots standing around eyefucking them while they try to enjoy their panini. These guys are like a walking political cartoon for gun control, and I, for one, couldn't be more proud of them.