Ted Cruz Has Renounced His Canadian Citizenship, Now Obama Must Renounce His Muslim One

In a move that really stuck it to the socialistic land of free medical care and no gun massacres, Cruz officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and bragged about it though his press secretary's twitter account. Your move, Obama!
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In a move that really stuck it to the socialistic land of free medical care and no gun massacres, Cruz officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and bragged about it though his press secretary's twitter account. Your move, Obama!
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Ted Cruz has done what any God fearing American should do if they happen to have been born outside of America (and are potentially running for President in the next 18 months); renounced their country of birth.

In a move that really stuck it to the socialistic land of free medical care and no gun massacres, Cruz officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and bragged about it though his press secretary's twitter account:

Got that straight 'Murica? Y'all better listen up! Ted Cruz ain't no Goddamn Canadian!!

According to Cruz, even though he spent the first four years of his life in Calgary, he didn't even know about his Canadian citizenship (because obviously, backwards countries like Canada don't do the whole birth certificate thing). So therefore his foreignness doesn't count, unlike Obama, who knew full well he was a secret Muslim before running for President.

Cruz's move puts the onus on Obama to do the right thing and renounce him Islamic citizenship so that Americans can see which side he stands on. After all, the President never released his actual birth certificate (other than the obviously fake one on the White House website), and what kind of American is called 'Hussein' anyway?