It's Friday and you're just hours away from the start of the weekend. Here are a few headlines and internet tidbits to help you pass that time.
1. Whatever he's gonna do, he'd better do it fast
2. Here's your "Today in 'Oh, for fuck's sake.'"
3. You shouldn't be doing any business in the place where you do your business.
4. His mind has always been aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.