Another Monday is here. Let's drop a few headlines and internet goodies on you to distract you from the pain of a new work week.
1. Eventually there's only going to be one big media company. And it will suck.
2. Now will you just shut the hell up and eat already?
3. It doesn't make you look cool -- it just makes you look creepy and sad.
4. "If ignorance is contagious, it’s high time to put the United States in quarantine."