The New Breed of Porn Commenters

If you read today's Morning Banter, you saw a double link to two "Of course there's a tumblr for that" kind of websites, one called Spinning 3D Porn Hub Comments and the other Porn Hub Comments on Stock Photos; the kind of sites where you already know what, conceptually, will be at the other end of your mouse-click but the kind you visit anyway because #internet.
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If you read today's Morning Banter, you saw a double link to two "Of course there's a tumblr for that" kind of websites, one called Spinning 3D Porn Hub Comments and the other Porn Hub Comments on Stock Photos; the kind of sites where you already know what, conceptually, will be at the other end of your mouse-click but the kind you visit anyway because #internet.
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If you read today's Morning Banter, you saw a 2-for-1 pair of links to two "Of course there's a tumblr for that" kind of websites, one called Spinning 3D Porn Hub Comments and the other Porn Hub Comments on Stock Photos.

The kind of sites where you already coneptually know what will be at the other end of your mouse-click but you visit anyway because #internet.

And when you do, you come across exactly what you might expect:

Compliments and notes to the drunk college girl at a party "actress" that, given they were typed with one hand, aren't terribly misspelled...

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But as you scroll down the seemingly endless barrage of quirkily displayed or ironically juxtaposed phrases, only one question begins forming in your brain:

Who are the people writing comments on porn movies?!

As Ben Affleck brilliantly articulates in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... 

But these two past times were never meant to intersect!

Unless you and your significant other have learned the value in watching porn together, the whole thing about the internet is that it gives us unlimited access to an infinite library of porn that we can look at all we want without anyone ever having to know (NSA and Google excluded).

Yet for every video there is on PornHub -- and after doing some thorough research on the subject it can be confirmed that it is a lot -- there are ten to hundreds of comments that, being displayed in spinning 3D font aside, are the same kind of half-assed, Comic Book Guy wittery...

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and knowledge sharing...

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and self-proclaimed announcements of the banal things random people you will never meet have just done...

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and just general misanthropy-inducing written-word vomit that you find on every other corner of the internet.

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- Porn Hub Comments On Stock Photos 


"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone." - Blaise Pascal