Time Magazine Cover Gets It All Wrong

Wait for the drop.
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Wait for the drop.
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No, see, that's all wrong. You put it squarely between your opposing thumbs and forefingers and push in hard. That snaps the roll in half along the center-line perfectly and you don't get any of that mess (which tastes terrible, by the way).

Don't worry, it took me a while to perfect it, too. Just keep at it.

Soon you'll be ready to pop the whole thing all at once anyway.