WATCH: The All New, All Random William Shatner Music Video, 'Ponder the Mystery'

There are very few things better than William Shatner going Full Shatner. And this music video has it all. Random imagery, bad poetry, ultra-seriousness and a melody that will be stuck in your head for days. At one point, Shatner appears to wander aimlessly on the median strip of the 405. Behold, here's 'Ponder the Mystery.'
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There are very few things better than William Shatner going Full Shatner. And this music video has it all. Random imagery, bad poetry, ultra-seriousness and a melody that will be stuck in your head for days. At one point, Shatner appears to wander aimlessly on the median strip of the 405. Behold, here's 'Ponder the Mystery.'
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There are very few things better than William Shatner going Full Shatner. And this music video has it all. Random imagery, bad poetry, ultra-seriousness and a melody that will be stuck in your head for days. At one point, Shatner appears to wander aimlessly on the median strip of the 405.

Behold, here's 'Ponder the Mystery.'

I can't post anything Shatner without accompanying it with arguably the greatest Shatner clip ever. Here's Captain Kirk reciting the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution. The best part is when, after Kirk's long, melodramatic reading, the derpy alien says, "I do not fully understand."

Gold. Pure gold.

Bob Cesca is the managing editor for The Daily Banter, the editor of BobCesca.com, the host of the Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show podcast and a Huffington Post contributor.