Cory Booker Slaps Down Anti-Gay Marriage Protestor In Serious Style

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In the first ever gay marriage in the state of New Jersey, Newark Mayor Cory Booker officiated the marriage between two of his friends at City Hall at 12:01 a.m. this morning. Following the law,¬†Booker asked whether there was anyone present who objected to the union of the two men. Sadly, a gigantic douchebag¬†fundamentalist Christian looking to disrupt the ceremony started shouting “this is unlawful in the eyes of God!”.

Booker’s response was nothing short of brilliant:

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  • jezebel

    Wtf Ben?! What did Booker say???

    My android won’t play the video clip —
    and you didn’t transcribe what he said!

  • Churchlady320

    Those who believe that the tribalism of the Old Testament trumps even their OWN professed belief in Jesus who preached full equality and inclusion are simply pitiful. They also fail to accept the separation of church and state embedded in the Constitution. That heckler was righteously subdued and removed – MYOB and stay out of other people’s lives, beliefs, faith, civil existence.

  • That River Gal

    That was a pretty great response!

  • Suze Phillips

    Well done! Shut down non-substantive fundie-hecklers right then and there. Nice.

  • KarenJ

    Sounds like the fundamentalist zealot shouter was dragged out of the rotunda in the same manner the fundamentalist zealot congressional House stenographer was dragged out several days ago, babbling in tongues the whole way…