Man Accidentally Shoots Penis Off, Dies From Injury
Probably not the best way to go out. From ABS-CBN NEWS:
A 37-year-old man was killed after he accidentally shot himself in the penis during a drinking session with his friends in Rosales, Pangasinan.
Police said Geronimo Narciso was reportedly drunk and fired two shots into the air, prompting his companions to restrain him.
When Narciso tried to hide his homemade caliber .22 firearm in his pants, he accidentally pulled the trigger.
Narciso was pronounced dead upon arrival at a nearby hospital.
Guns, aren’t they great?