Glenn Beck Comment Porn: 'Jesus Has Two Dads' Edition

In this week's edition of 'Glenn Beck Comment Porn' we look at comments on The Blaze pertaining to every conservative nut's favorite topic: gay marriage, and whether Jesus had two dads.
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In this week's edition of 'Glenn Beck Comment Porn' we look at comments on The Blaze pertaining to every conservative nut's favorite topic: gay marriage, and whether Jesus had two dads.
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In this week's edition of 'Glenn Beck Comment Porn' we look at comments on The Blaze pertaining to every conservative nut's favorite topic: gay marriage. In a piece about a Church sign that read "Jesus Had Two Dads and He Turned Out Just Fine", readers of Glenn Beck's site chimed in with their thoughts about the Lord and Savior being the product of a gay marriage. Here's the sign (the photo was posted on reddit):

Jesus Had Two Dads: St. Johns Anglican Churchs Pro Gay Sign Goes Viral | Niagara Falls, Ontario

Jesus Had Two Dads: St. Johns Anglican Churchs Pro Gay Sign Goes Viral | Niagara Falls, Ontario Photo Credit: Reddit user

SNOWLEOPARD {GALLERY OF CAT FOLKS} kicked things off with some basic biology and simple truths:

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CALEBJIM weighed in with a somewhat confusing analogy and grammatically challenged sentence about associating 'Jesus to gay's' and 'Obama to the presidency':

Not to be outdone, COSMOS201 talked about the 'scurge (sic)of Gay marriage' Obama has 'foisted upon this country':

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AMERIGIRL worried about visiting the blasphemous Church during a lightening storm:

And PILGIMER answered some sciencey questions posed by other readers about Jesus having two dads. However, if God wasn't Jesus's father and came about through parthenogenesis, he couldn't have had '1 mother and 1 father'...:

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After concerning herself with God's vengeance via lightning, AMERIGIRL came jumped back into the debate to help prove her point with some hard science:

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And finally JOHNOFOREGON brought everyone back and reminded them of what was really at stake: God burning people alive for being gay.

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Until next week folks...