Glenn Beck Comment Porn: "WE WERE RIGHT!" Edition

Welcome to another edition of Glenn Beck Comment Porn, where we pore over the comment section of The Blaze so you don't have to run screaming into the emergency room of your local hospital begging doctors to shove your brains back in through your ears. This week, needless to say, there's a lot of gloating going on over in Beckistan what with word coming down that the NSA has been spying, supposedly on average Americans, for months into years now, in clear violation of everything the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, Jesus and Andy Griffith stood for.
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Welcome to another edition of Glenn Beck Comment Porn, where we pore over the comment section of The Blaze so you don't have to run screaming into the emergency room of your local hospital begging doctors to shove your brains back in through your ears. This week, needless to say, there's a lot of gloating going on over in Beckistan what with word coming down that the NSA has been spying, supposedly on average Americans, for months into years now, in clear violation of everything the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, Jesus and Andy Griffith stood for.
Glenn Beck Comment Porn

Glenn Beck Comment Porn

Welcome to another edition of Glenn Beck Comment Porn, where we pore over the comment section of The Blaze so you don't have to run screaming into the emergency room of your local hospital begging doctors to shove your brains back in through your ears. This week, needless to say, there's a lot of gloating going on over in Beckistan what with word coming down that the NSA has been spying, supposedly on average Americans, for months into years now, in clear violation of everything the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, Jesus and Andy Griffith stood for. If you figured the paranoid conspiracy theory feedback loop folks that make up The Blaze's readership would be both terrified but in a certain sense relieved at being able to tell themselves and others that they're not, in fact, completely fucking crazy, well, yes, you figured correctly.

LITTLE.YET.FIERCE kicked things off with a crabs metaphor that probably says more about him than he'd like to believe.

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From there it all went downhill fast, with any and every conspiracy you can imagine spewing forth with fresh authority, the kind that can only come from a reinforced belief that you were right all along. MEMEGALT apparently read something from a gay person once -- go to Urban Dictionary right now and look up "SWIM" -- which clued him in to the coming Homocaust.

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NOSLAVE made "no sense."

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THE-RIGHT-RIDER of course knows what needs to be done about all this snooping by the government.

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And of course REVELATION2012, as you could've predicted by the name, decided to just stand on a virtual box on The Blaze's virtual street corner right outside Bellevue and just let loose.

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Anyway, that's all for this week, kids. Do something fun this weekend -- the government is watching.