Office parties — such as they even exist anymore — are traditionally a minefield that’s difficult to navigate without at least getting a leg blown off. There’s the possibility for a terrific time with friends, sure, but there’s also the possibility that you’ll wind up dancing inappropriately or making out with a heroin addict co-worker whom your boss then demands you help to kick his habit.
Finally, the proof the right has always been looking for back up their claim that President Obama is a practicing Communist: A handshake with Raul Castro, leader of the mighty military threat, Cuba. No matter that it was at the funeral of Nelson Mandela and attended by leaders from over 91 countries – the customary human greeting between the two men obviously means more than meets the eye (think secret plans for global Marxist utopia).
Leaders from all over the world gathered in a Johannesburg’s FNB stadium to honor the passing of Nelson Mandela in a rain soaked ceremony filled with thousands of mourners. In what was the one of the largest gatherings of world leaders in recent history and watched by millions around the world, President Obama addressed the cheering crowds to give thanks for the life ‘Madiba’, a man he described as a ‘giant of history’ and ‘the last great liberator of the 20th century’.
Happy Tuesday, you filthy animals. Here’s what’s happening on the interweb: 1. The Top Ten Finalists for TIME’s Person of the Year in 2013 Announced TIME Magazine’s Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs named the full shortlist of contenders for the title with two days to go until the official selection. The list includes Ted Cruz, Miley… Read More
Everyone’s least favorite irritant, Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) has announced that he’ll be primary-challenging Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) next year. In case you’re unfamiliar with Stockman, he’s the first-term congressman who basically took over Ron Paul’s old district and has since spent the first half of his term as a Twitter troll.
An influential man preaching income redistribution, peace, love and understanding? If today’s right wing media had been around in the time of Jesus, I don’t think they’d be welcoming him with open arms. “Loose Woman Claims ‘Virgin Birth’ In Bethlehem” “Radical Cleric John The Baptist Promotes ‘Jesus’” “Far Left Radical Claims Poor Will Be Rewarded… Read More
Whenever screechers Mark Levin and Glenn Beck get together on an idea, it’s bound to be profoundly stupid. Levin floated a plan in one of his dozens of books in which he proposed amending the Constitution via a “convention of the states,” based upon one of the methods in Article V of the Constitution.
This time around, Nugent, writing for the generally sociopathic publication World Net Daily, came up with what he believes is a fair compromise. He’ll agree to support closing the gun show loophole if liberals agree to disenfranchise anyone who doesn’t pay income taxes — closing the “federal voting loophole.”