Dick Morris, Lying Sack of Shit, Talks about Health Care

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By Ben Cohen

Jon Stewart had the following to say on Dick Morris: "In fairness, Dick Morris is a lying sack of shit". He couldn't have summed up the sniveling waste of human space better.

Dick Morris has spent a life time weaseling his way into power, lending his Machiavellian talents to any lowlife with a bank account big enough to pay him. His basic gift is lying, and he's pretty good at it. Having helped Bill Clinton delve into the redneck vote by having him dress up as a hunter and doing his utmost to support George Bush in every half brained endeavor the idiot thought God wanted him to do, Morris has marketed himself very successfully as the go-to man when shit hits the fan.

Morris has no political allegiance other than to himself and to whoever is paying him. He'll say whatever is in his financial interest, and will shamelessly plug any ridiculous idea for his paymaster no matter how damaging the effect. Here is Morris on Obama's health care plan, claiming that people's lives depend on his bill not passing. Because of course, the current state of health care is fantastic. Watch below (h/t Bob Cesca):