Oliver Willis Declares Himself Sexy, Father Of Jessica Alba's Baby
I too thought the story about Sarah Palin issuing a report absolving herself was an Onion headline the first time I saw it. I’m still having a hard time believing that someone in the real world created such a thing and sent it out with a straight face.
Adam Savage of Mythbusters (one of my favorite shows) explains the line of thought here:
“I reject your reality and substitute my own”