Did The Secret Service Lie To The White House About Intruder?

By September 30, 2014

Tommy Christopher asks the hard questions at the White House press briefing today.


Bob Cesca: “Hawaii is a State,” Part Two: Renting in Hawaii With Dogs

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The following is Part Two in a multi-part series about real life in Hawaii. This week, Bob recounts how he and his wife struggled to find affordable housing in Honolulu with two large dogs.

And We Have Our First Conservative Pundit To Connect Barack Obama To the U.S. Ebola Case

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And the winner is…

White House Blasts John Boehner Hypocrisy On War Resolution

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Over the weekend, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) continued to press the case that President Obama should introduce a resolution asking for authorization of his military action against ISIS, while agreeing that the President already has the authority to take military action against ISIS. I asked Press Secretary Josh Earnest about the administration’s claim of authority to strike ISIS, but he took the opportunity to strike Boehner, instead.

Men Want Women in Their Mid-20s, Say Researchers at the University of No F*cking Sh*t

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Men are, at their core, simple, stupid creatures.

Ebola Is Here

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The first case of Ebola ever diagnosed in the United States marks a dark milestone in the worst ever outbreak of the disease.

Stephen Colbert Is Really Pissing Off Bill O’Reilly, And It’s Awesome

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It’s always entertaining to observe an egomaniac gasbag, who takes himself way too seriously, respond to jokes about his childish ideas.

Republicans’ New Black Friend Is Either A Stock Photo Or Is Having A Very Interesting Day

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Earlier, we told you about the enormous fail that is the #IAmARepublican hashtag campaign, and the equally enormous fail of an ad campaign to which it was pegged. As crummy as the “Republicans Are People Too” ad is, you would think that at a minimum, it would feature actual people who are actual Republicans. You… Read More

A Basic Lesson in Biology: Why Our Economic System is Decimating The Planet

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MEMBERS ONLY: While we have green energy commitments, panels on climate change, and policies to prevent the decimation of wildlife, there is an elephant in the room that few leaders are willing to acknowledge.

It’s a truth so obvious that it cannot be mentioned given it undermines the entire basis of Western capitalism and the philosophical paradigm we’ve been living under for the past 500 years.

Atheist Writer Says Christian Conservatives Are a Bigger Threat Than ISIS

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If you can’t tell the difference between nutty Christian conservatives and radical Islamists, then you’re part of the problem.

The NFL Now Says It was Wrong To Penalize a Muslim Player for Praying After a Touchdown

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The message was clear: praying to the Christian god on the field is apparently a-okay, but giving thanks to the Muslim deity is a violation of NFL policy.

Today Is Blasphemy Day and Thank God For That

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Believers need to understand there’s no such thing as the right not to be offended.

John Oliver, Bill O’Reilly and Two Very Different Views of Obama

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If you were in a coma for the last six years, then suddenly awakened this past weekend to observe both John Oliver’s show and Bill O’Reilly’s Sunday show appearance, you might assume they were talking about the military actions of two very separate and distinct presidents.

The New “#IAmARepublican” Campaign Is Backfiring In Predictably Spectacular Fashion

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Needless to say, #IAmARepublican functioned as it was supposed to for all of maybe 48 hours before being hijacked and turned into one big flying snark bomb.

National Review’s Kevin Williamson: Abortions Are Homicide Punishable By Hanging

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Nation Review contributor Kevin D. Williamson appears to have locked down what the consequences should be for having an abortion.

Prediction: Someone’s About To Get Fired Over White House Fence-Jumper

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Once again, the man who jumped the fence and ran onto the White House a little over a week ago was a hot topic at today’s White House briefing, but late-breaking reporting from The Washington Post sheds new light on the incident, and from the reaction inside the White House today, I’m thinking stuff’s about to get real.

George Zimmerman’s Family Wants To Be Reality TV Stars (and Other Revelations from the Insane GQ Profile)

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If you think George Zimmerman’s public life has played out like one big psychodrama since he shot and killed an unarmed black teenager, you can’t imagine how bizarre it’s been behind the scenes.

Paging Edward Snowden: Now the Government Wants To Collect Your Poop

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Some privacy advocates’ pipes will be bursting over this proposal.

The ‘Godless’ Sunday Assembly Is Bad For Atheism

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It’s appropriate that the Sunday Assembly was started by a comedian since it’s a total joke.