Here’s How To Protect Yourself from the NSA by Looking Completely Ridiculous

By July 28, 2014

On the one hand you’ll supposedly fool the facial recognition software you can’t see. On the other, everybody you can see will stare at you.

  • A writer for The Atlantic tested out an "NSA-proof" makeup design called "CV dazzle" in public to see whether it worked and the kinds of reactions he got.
  • Nothing sells like fear, and there are a whole lot of personal privacy products now jockeying for attention after a year of Greenwald/Snowden's NSA surveillance hype.

Bill O’Reilly Says 13 Stupid Things About Marijuana Legalization In Less Than 4 Minutes

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Bill O’Reilly went on one of the crankiest old-man rants about marijuana you’ll ever see. It was also false.

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The answer to the lamestream media has finally arrived.

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Listen up America, Sarah Palin is starting a news channel to solve America’s problems.

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Despite what you hear from all of those Viagra commercials, you should probably also contact your doctor if this happens.

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All the Stupid Things the ‘Meet the Press’ Panel Said About Marijuana In 36 Seconds

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We watched so you didn’t have to.

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Conservatives hate Neil deGrasse Tyson because he’s smarter than them, but on this weekend’s ‘Real Time’, the astrophysicist also proved he’s smarter than liberals, too.

This Is Something You’d Never See On American Television

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British journalist Jon Snow was so disturbed by the carnage he saw in Gaza, he took to the airwaves and implored viewers to do something about it.

Bill Maher Completely Stumps Republican Critics With One Simple Question

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Bill Maher laid waste to hollow Republican criticism of President Obama’s Ukraine policy with a simple question: What should Obama be doing differently? “And be specific.”

PETA’s Repugnant Offer To Desperate Detroit Is Exactly Why Everybody Hates Them

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“Let them eat vegan!”

BuzzFeed Editor Fired For FAIL, So Here’s My LOL Cover Letter That’s So OMG, It’s WIN

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As your Viral Politics Editor, I won’t call out plagiarists multiple times and then turn out to be a plagiarist myself. That would be really embarrassing.

Michele Bachmann Said Just About the Worst Thing You Can Say About Gays, Or Anyone

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The Minnesota congresswoman went Incredible Hulk on gay people on a Christian radio show Friday.

Watch: Darrell Issa & The Washington Examiner Team Up To Lie About A Democrat

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For the last year or so, Republican Rep. Darrell Issa, the chairman of the House Oversight and Reform Committee has selectively leaked transcripts, evidence and more in order to obscure just how fruitless his investigations into the IRS and Benghazi have been. Time and time again, Issa ends up with egg on his face as… Read More

CRINGE-WORTHY VIDEO: Tea Party Congressman Questions U.S. Government Officials, Mistaking Them for Foreign Citizens

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Yesterday during a hearing on relations with India, Clawson, a freshman congressman obviously, addressed two senior U.S. government officials, Nisha Biswal and Arun Kumar, as if they’re representatives of the government of India.

The White House Just Popped Boehner Into a Corner With Impeachment Talk

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The White House is “worried” about impeachment the way a fox is “worried” about a hen-house.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo Lashes Out at Jon Stewart, Looks Really Foolish Doing It

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If Stewart isn’t a real journalist and Cuomo is, who has more of a responsibility to behave like one rather than just “pretending?”

Israeli Official Nut-Punches Brazil With World Cup Insult Over Gaza

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There’s responding to criticism, and then there’s just being a dick.

ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith Says Women Shouldn’t “Provoke” Men To Domestic Violence

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Stephen A. Smith wants to remind everyone that the ladies should be sure not to “do anything to provoke” violence from men.