The Unofficial AIPAC Guide To Supporting Israel No Matter What

By July 30, 2014

This handy-dandy flowchart will make it even easier for your representatives and senators to know when they should support the Israeli government at any and all costs.

  • Are you a member of Congress unsure when you should support Israel?
  • If so, you're in luck because we've assembled this convenient guide!

The One Time The Media Should Believe The Right, They Don’t

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People don’t often change. Once they settle into patterns of behavior in adulthood, they often stay with them until they die. Sure, sometimes there are dramatic come to Jesus moments of clarity and self reflection, but especially with habits – bad habits – we as a species stick to them. Which is why its curious… Read More

“Thanks Obama!”: A Political Strategy of Failure

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One of the most admirable things about the GOP used to be their messaging ability. Even if you disagreed with their policy positions the capability to disseminate talking points was a thing of beauty. They framed the discussion, and you found yourself on defense the whole way. They forced the other side to abandoned structural… Read More

How To Decide Which Dead White Guy Should Come Off Our Money

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President Obama believes putting a few women on our currency is a “pretty good idea,” which means we’re going to have to bump one of our Founding Fathers from the current roster. But who?

Quote of the Day: Fox News Has Your Obama Impeachment Conspiracy Theory

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It’s always entertaining when Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros tries to think, sort of like watching a kitten try to get its head out of a jar it somehow got stuck in.

Boehner’s Right: Just Look At All These “Democrats” Talking About Impeachment

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Those “Democrats” and their sneaky impeachment ruse!

Dear Congressman Steve King: WTF Is a “Rape Path”?

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Another Republican brings up rape, and what he was discussing had nothing to do with sexual assault.

Iowa Senate Candidate Joni Ernst Is the GOP’s Next Ticking Timebomb

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Keep an eye on this race because Republican Joni Ernst is about to give Sarah Palin a run for her money.

Quote of the Day: Alabama Wants To Ignore the Federal Government Because God Says So

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What God giveth Alabama let no man take away.

White House Again Shoves Impeachment Up GOP’s Ass Sideways With Mustard On It

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The Beltway media is somehow trying to make the White House the villain for beating Republicans up with their own impeachment talk.

Is It Time To Start Worrying About Ebola?

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Raising awareness is different from raising fears. That’s important to keep in mind as you watch or read the mainstream media coverage of the growing Ebola crisis in Africa. What’s also important to keep in mind: the mainstream media thrive on fear.

In From the Fringe: The Devolution of Fanatical Republicans


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“I haven’t written anything about politics in a few months. Though I could, and did, pawn it off to a new job, the truth is I’d simply had enough. To quote Nietzsche, ‘When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.’”

Video: Do Not Open Carry Your Tits in This Restaurant, Ladies

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Maybe the secret to gun control is rebranding guns by referring to them as tits, since these guys seem so hostile to them. Nice tits, guys, can everyone play with them?

Men Shouldn’t Hit Women, But Not For the Reason Mika Brzezinski Thinks

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Men hit women because our society has systematically enabled them to do so for hundreds of years as part of a systemic disempowerment of women.

Watch the Israeli Military Destroy Several Buildings In No Time

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New video surfaces purporting to show buildings in Gaza being leveled in no time by Israeli air strikes.

Bill O’Reilly Said 13 Stupid Things About Marijuana, So We Debunked Them All

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Bill O’Reilly went on one of the crankiest old-man rants about marijuana you’ll ever see. It was also false.

Here’s How To Protect Yourself from the NSA by Looking Completely Ridiculous

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On the one hand you’ll supposedly fool the facial recognition software you can’t see. On the other, everybody you can see will stare at you.

9 Can’t Miss Shows On Sarah Palin’s New TV Channel

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The answer to the lamestream media has finally arrived.

Sarah Palin’s News Channel Will Solve America!

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Listen up America, Sarah Palin is starting a news channel to solve America’s problems.