Watch Rick Perry’s Hilarious Debate Preview Brain Fart

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Former Texas Governor Rick Perry has thus far been the on;y Republican presidential candidate who’s shown a willingness to step up and attack Donald Trump, but if his performance Thursday morning is any indication, it’s going to be a long debate for Perry.

Planned Parenthood Site Hacked by Nerds Putting Thousands of Lives in Danger

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Assholes.

More Evidence Proving Louie Gohmert is the Dumbest Man in Congress

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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) came up with a magic bullet solution to prove that homosexuality will destroy humanity.

The Sam Dubose Shooting Video is Really, Really Bad

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This does not look good for Ray Tensing.

Stop Threatening the Life of That A**hole Dentist Who Killed Cecil the Lion

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This guy deserves to be shamed until he literally can’t stick his head out of the house without someone calling him a douchebag. He deserves to be extradited to Zimbabwe and put on trial for his crimes. But he doesn’t deserve to die or be threatened with death.

Bill O’Reilly Insults Caitlyn Jenner, Then Lies About Gender ‘Situation’ in California

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Why did Bill O’Reilly and his chums have to weigh in on this non-issue, misrepresent it, then nastily target someone like Caitlyn Jenner?

Because that’s what they do.

This Republican Congressman Doesn’t Know How Many People Are in Congress

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Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) has offered up a resolution to oust Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH). Here’s hoping Boehner’s replacement knows more about Congress than Meadows does.

Chris Christie is Addicted to Fat and Sugar but Wants to Make a Harmless Plant Illegal

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Does Chris Christie have the right to tell us what we can put in our bodies?

The Emerging Idiocracy: You’ll Never Guess Who Trump Wants for His Cabinet

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The forthcoming Idiocracy appears to be taking shape. And it’s terrifying.

Which Presidential Candidate Was Endorsed By Opponent of Marital Rape Law?

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Donald Trump’s lawyer is under fire and apologizing for telling a Daily Beast reporter that “you cannot rape your spouse,” but there’s another presidential candidate who conspicuously boasts an endorsement from someone who opposed making it illegal to rape your wife.

Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Now Tweeting Out Homophobic and Racist Slurs to Save Career

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For an apparently highly educated man, D’Souza displays the emotionally maturity of a teenage internet troll.

The Unveiling of the Satanic Temple’s Monument Was Everything You Hoped It Would Be

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Hail Satan.

Sarah Palin is Sharing Despicable, Racist Planned Parenthood Photos on Facebook

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Not only has Palin been vocally calling for the complete destruction of Planned Parenthood, she is now sharing monstrously offensive and racist photos on facebook to make her point.

Why Bernie Sanders Can’t Win

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Senator Bernie Sanders is rightly beloved by liberals, but the people who are humoring his presidential bid don’t have anyone’s best interests in mind but their own. It’s time for a reality check.

Obama Lectured Kenya on Gay Rights Because He’s a Muslim Who Hates America

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Makes total sense.

Obama Blasts Huckabee and Trump Over ‘Marching Israelis to the Door of the Oven’ Remark

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Over the weekend, Mike Huckabee took a chainsaw to the sacred history of the Holocaust, and on Monday morning, President Obama blasted the former Arkansas governor, as well as the Republican frontrunner who pushed him into it.

Ted Cruz Wastes Taxpayer Money on Ridiculous Hearings to Undermine the Supreme Court

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Not only has the establishment Republican Party begun to embrace kooky conspiracy theories marketed by sideshow geek Alex Jones, but following the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage decision, party leaders have seriously entertained the idea of hammering out legislation that would alter the future of the Supreme Court forever.

Marco Rubio, You’re The One With No Class

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Marco Rubio, you’re the one with no class for interjecting gutter politics into a presidential race that should be about ideas, priorities and vision.

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