Whatever It Takes, the “Islamic State” Needs To Be Stomped Into Oblivion

By September 02, 2014

It’s shocking to think that there’s a situation possible that should make us consider reentering a conflict in the Middle East in a profound way. But behold, the so-called Islamic State is handing the civilized world that situation on a silver platter — along with the heads of its many enemies.

  • Imagine for a minute the kind of savagery it takes to saw a man's head off and the message that kind of act is intended to send.
  • IS is exactly the kind of entity that shouldn't even exist in the year 2014.

Fox News Pundit Immediately Blames Obama For Steven Sotloff’s Beheading

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This is getting ridiculous, just like her Joe the Plumber-esque foreign policy advice.

Cenk Uygur is Worried That the iCloud Hacker Might Give “All Other Hackers” a Bad Name

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Yes, because we wouldn’t want the otherwise stellar reputations of hackers to be unfairly dragged through the mud.

Former ISIS Prisoner Reveals Group Is Insane Just Like We Thought

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“All they did was fight and pray. They said they went into battle praying to be martyred.”

Howie Kurtz Continues His Campaign of Stupidity Against Stephen Colbert

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Howard Kurtz has always been dumb. We had no idea he was this dumb.

BuzzFeed is Getting Into Social Gaming. Internet Is Officially F*cked.

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After raising $50 million from Andreessen Horowitz, internet giant Buzzfeed has decided to get into gaming in an effort to further ‘reshape’ the industry.

BREAKING: ISIS Releases YouTube Video Showing Execution of Missing American Journalist Steven Sotloff

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The Associated Press is reporting that a video has been uploaded to the internet showing the beheading of American journalist Steven Sotloff

WIZZLES FOR EVERYONE!

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So there’s this new thing called a wizzle…

Steve Doocy Scolds Nude Selfie-Takers and Also Doesn’t Know What the Point Of a Selfie Is

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That was awkward.

The Banter Staff’s Recommended Reading

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It’s understandable if you’re jonesing for your daily Banter fix and this holiday has you tweaking, but fortunately, sometimes, there’s valuable stuff worth reading on other sites. Here’s what we recommend:

Why Senator Gillibrand’s Harassment is a Lie and Her Own Damn Fault! (Satire)

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By taking the comments of unnamed male senators out of context, something the media didn’t do, she not only potentially hurt every single one of her male colleagues whose wives will undoubtedly now question their fidelity, but she also calls into question the validity of her claims.

Christian Parents Disowning Their Gay Son Are Everything That’s Wrong With Religion

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A viral video of a 20-year-old being assaulted by his Christian parents during a gay intervention brings out the worst religion has to offer.

Republican Peter King Reveals His Inner Fashionista on Obama’s Tan Suit

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We shouldn’t be surprised that a subculture that routinely plays dress ‘em up in cowboy/redneck/fake-military regalia would eventually reveal itself to be inhabited by poncy fashionistas.

Watch Police Tase and Arrest a Guy For Sitting While Black

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Watch what happens when a black man refuses to identify himself to police because they can’t tell him what he did wrong, and the surprising difference when the same thing happens to a white man.

Gun Culture Steals the Childhood of Two Girls

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How many more children have to be permanently damaged before we take a serious look at these issues?

A White Person’s Guide to Having a Black Friend

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As a quick starter, it is important to understand that your potential black friend a) doesn’t want to be a rapper b) didn’t only get into college because he/she played basketball, and c) probably doesn’t have a criminal record.

Fox News Host On Cat-Calling: “Let Men Be Men”

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The ladies of Fox News weigh in on cat-calling, and it’s everything you feared it would be.

Obama’s ISIS Comments Blasted By Delusional Pundits On… MSNBC?

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Soundbite journalism is irritating, to be sure, but what’s really frustrating is that these reporters and analysts are missing the real story.

Hillary Clinton Kinda Feels Bad About What Happened In Ferguson Maybe

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Former Secretary of State and current 2016 Democratic Freight Train Hillary Clinton finally broke her conspicuous silence on the events in Ferguson with four minutes of remarks that played it so safe, they made President Obama sound like Howard Beale.