U.S. and Arab Allies Strike ISIS and Newly-Hyped Khorasan Group In Syria

By September 23, 2014

The Khorasan Group has, over the past several days, been hyped as a bigger threat to the U.S. than ISIS in hype that has come seemingly out of nowhere from U.S. officials.


Glenn Greenwald’s Simplistic, Conspiratorial Response to U.S. Airstrikes in Syria

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Greenwald’s post exposes him as nothing more than a foreign policy dilettante who appears to have just stepped out of a 7th grade model U.N.

Israel Actually Shot Down Syria Jet Fighter In Syrian Airspace

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No, the Golan Heights is not “Israeli airspace.”

White Evangelicals Think They’re Discriminated Against More Than Blacks, Jews, and Muslims

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The white evangelical persecution complex is real, and here’s the poll that proves it.

Tommy Christopher: The Reason Why President Obama Nominated a Pro-Confederate, Anti-Choice Judge

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MEMBERS ONLY: There’s more to this story than you might think.

Watch President Obama’s Very Brief Statement On Airstrikes Against ISIS and Khorasan

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President Obama delivered a shorter-than-expected statement on the South Lawn of the White House Tuesday morning.

Bob Cesca: “Hawaii is a State,” Part One: Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying

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MEMBERS ONLY: The first in series of articles about real life in Hawaii. This week: When visitors ask me, “When are you moving back to the States?” I usually reply, “I’m in the States.”

Chez Pazienza: Apple’s U2 Debacle Shows How Much They Don’t Get the Very Culture They Helped Create

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MEMBERS ONLY: Maybe U2′s a dinosaur, maybe they’re not. But the “cultural knowledge” that would’ve allowed something like a free U2 album to go over like gangbusters? That’s definitely dead and buried.

BREAKING: U.S. Officials Confirm Airstrikes Are Underway in Syria

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Pentagon Press Secretary Rear Admiral John Kirby confirmed this evening that air strikes inside Syria are underway in an effort to destroy ISIS.

Emma Watson Delivers Powerful Speech on Equality, Internet Monsters Respond with Vile Threat

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As usual, any woman who shows such impertinence is a self-promoting whore who needs to be put in her place — so that’s exactly what one 4Chan user is promising by starting the website “Emma You Are Next.”

New ‘Openly Secular’ Campaign Looks To Increase Acceptance Of Secularists

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A new campaign joined by Richard Dawkins and many others seeks to remove the stigma associated with being secularist.

Fox News Channel Host Promotes the Idea of Jim Crow Era Literacy Tests for Voting

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How else do we classify what happened today when Elisabeth Hasselbeck pitched the idea of bringing back a literacy test for voting?

Apparently YouTubers Love Sexual Assault

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Once again, YouTubers fail to restore anyone’s faith in humanity.

John Oliver Utterly Destroys the Miss America Pageant

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This is required viewing.

Rick Perry Hits Ghoulish New Low By Saying His Abortion Law Might Have Saved Joan Rivers

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Like most of what Governor Oops does, he made that point unwittingly, but he still deserves some “credit.”

Joe Scarborough and Bill Kristol Say Secret Service Should Have Shot Iraq Vet Fence-Jumper

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The Secret Service showed the type of restraint that more law enforcement agencies — and the ‘Morning Joe’ crew — ought to.

Watch the Best On-Air Resignation Ever: ‘F**k It, I Quit’

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That’s one way to quit your job.

Joe Scarborough Schools GOP Senator About ISIS Coalition Strategy

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Welcome to another in our long-running yet rarely-necessary series, Joe Scarborough Is Right About A Thing. Episode IV: ISIS Edition.

Hillary Clinton’s Secret Letters To Santa Exposed

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The Daily Banter can exclusively reveal that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wrote letters to a mysterious man named “Santa” during her formative years. Clinton’s connections to this man have previously been undisclosed. Santa, who has also operated under the aliases “Father Christmas” and “Kris Kringle,” has apparently been at the center of a… Read More