Cenk Uygur’s Outlandish (and Wrong) Theory About NBC and David Gregory

Cenk claims that what’s being done to David Gregory is the same thing that was done to him three years ago — namely that NBC is leaking damaging insider information and skewed ratings intel to the press on purpose to make Gregory look bad. But one of his claims is flat-out wrong while the others are nothing more than wild speculation with no proof to back it up.

  • After a Washington Post report revealed that NBC had hired a "psychological consultant" to look into Gregory's low-rated tenure on Meet the Press, word began circulating that Gregory's time at the network might be up.
  • Cenk compares David Gregory's situation to his own three years ago, but wrong or right, Gregory is a lot more important to NBC than Cenk ever was.

Sean Hannity’s Far Right Love Triangle with Alex Jones and Cliven Bundy

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According to Dr. Hannity, property rights are conditional — at least in cases where the property is owned by the government — on whether the owner has plans to build something on it. This is a groundbreaking interpretation of property rights that lesser minds like say, John Locke, were too limited to envision.

Drake’s Lasting Legacy

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Never trust a man that brings a lint roller to a basketball game…

Pat Robertson Says We’re All Gonna Be Killed (but This Time He’s Sort of Right)

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Science’s own warnings of a potential end-of-all-things is just what Pat Robertson needs to drag Jesus into the picture.

Ack-Blay: Rand Paul Blames Chicago Gun Crime on ‘Thuggishness’ and ‘Sickness of Spirit’

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As Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) ably demonstrated, just because you don’t say “black” doesn’t mean we can’t hear it. On Tuesday night’s The Kelly File, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) and host Megyn Kelly artfully avoided the word “black,” while expanding Ryan’s criticism of the black community to include “thuggishness” and a “sickness of spirit,” as well as an ability to tell right from wrong.

NYPD Starts #myNYPD Twitter Campaign; Twitter Hijacks It To Show Examples of Police Brutality

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On Tuesday the NYPD’s Twitter page, @NYPDnews, asked users to tweet pictures of positive interactions between the public and city cops with the hashtag #myNYPD. Surprisingly, with all of their intelligence equipment, they forgot that while everyone loves the idea of the “New York policeman”, everyone actually hates cops.

Chris Hayes Totally Compares Climate Change to Slavery

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On Tuesday night’s All In with Chris Hayes, host and passionate climate change activist Chris Hayes compared the burning of fossil fuel with the institution of slavery, and  in mid-comparison, insisted to his audience that “I am not comparing slavery to the burning of fossil fuel.” The denial seemed to be a preemptive strike against the sort of fake outrage that led conservative guests to accuse Hayes of endorsing a Cow Holocaust and/or of silencing women. Whatever you think of the comparison, though, he definitely made it.

The Latest Plot to Undermine Obamacare and Prevent Millions From Enrolling in Medicaid

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The Republicans are so maniacal about blocking the very popular expansion of Medicaid, they’re each lining up to sign recently passed legislation that would block future Democratic governors from expanding Medicaid without the approval of the solidly GOP state legislatures in each state.

THE MORNING BANTER: Sotomayor Dissents, Russia Responses, American Middle Classes, and Apocalyptic Angel Armies

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Happy Wednesday! Hope you didn’t binge too much on that silly cheap post-Easter candy! Here’s what’s happening on the interweb:

Roberts Supreme Court Pretty Much Ends Affirmative Action

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This is why you must always vote, always, even when your loudmouth brother-in-law insists that there’s no difference between the two parties. In yet another 5-4 decision, the John Roberts-led Supreme Court overturned a lower court decision, and upheld Michigan’s right to end affirmative action via ballot initiative. Aside from the ramifications for affirmative action policies, which are now sitting ducks for aggrieved white majorities, this ruling makes you wonder what this court will do next.

Worst Person in the World: Erick Erickson Says Hillary Clinton Will Be ‘Old’ in 2016

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But that’s not the worst of it. Erickson, who’s guest-hosting for Rush Limbaugh this week, remarked out loud, “I don’t know how far back they can pull her face.”

Quote of the Day: Aaron Sorkin Is Sorry for “The Newsroom”

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Aaron Sorkin would (kind of) humbly like to ask you for a do-over.

Even Mika Brzezinski Makes Sharyl Attkisson’s Claims Look Silly

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Former CBS News reporter and Dana Loesch award-sharer Sharyl Attkisson has been making the rounds of conservative media to push her nebulous claims of bias at CBS that prompted her exit, and to promote her upcoming book Stonewalled. On Tuesday morning, Attkisson hit an unlikely roadblock on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, as co-host Mika Brzezinski sweetly laid waste to Attkisson’s liberal media persecution complex.

Can Anything That Happens on “Game of Thrones” Really Be Shocking Anymore?

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So let’s talk about that scene, from Sunday night. A lot of people found it shocking. But at this point how is that even possible on this show?

THE MORNING BANTER: Biden Warnings, Ku Klux Klan Professional Racism, Game of Thrones Maps, and Louie CK

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Happy Tuesday! Easter candy is silly cheap at grocery stores today! Here’s what’s happening on the interweb:

BundyFest Might Be the Best Idea Ever

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It’s called BundyFest and, at first, I didn’t think it was anything more than a clever joke in reaction to the ridiculous gathering of rebellion cosplayers and militia hooples at the Bundy Ranch to defend a millionaire scofflaw. But it looks like it’s shaping up to be a real thing.

No, You Can’t Be Reasonable and Be Anti-Vaccine

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There’s been so much push-back lately against this intellectually dishonest crap that those who espouse it are now tempering their language and tone because they know they have to. And that makes an already dangerous situation even more dangerous because while it’s easy to dismiss someone who comes at you with their arms swinging and their voice raised it’s a much more seductive and convincing proposition when you’re approached by someone who seems completely rational. But don’t be fooled.

Snowden’s Advisers Confess: The Putin TV Appearance Was an Epic Blunder

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The Daily Beast published an explosive article on Sunday, titled “Snowden’s Camp: Staged Putin Q&A Was a Screw-Up,” detailing how Snowden’s advisers acknowledge that the RT appearance was badly botched. Some highlights…

CNN and Ku Klux Klan Leader Vindicate Hank Aaron of Racism

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The internet is having a good bit of fun at the expense of a CNN article that explores the possibility of “rebranding” the Ku Klux Klan. According to CNN’s experts, the answer is no, but buried in Ashley Fantz’s report is a quote from Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Imperial Wizard Frank Ancona that would appear to vindicate home run king and Atlanta Braves Senior Vice President Hank Aaron of the charges of racism that were recently leveled at him by conservatives.