CRINGE-WORTHY VIDEO: Tea Party Congressman Questions U.S. Government Officials, Mistaking Them for Foreign Citizens

By July 25, 2014

Yesterday during a hearing on relations with India, Clawson, a freshman congressman obviously, addressed two senior U.S. government officials, Nisha Biswal and Arun Kumar, as if they’re representatives of the government of India.

  • CLAWSON: I'm familiar with your country; I love your country.
  • BISWAL: I think your question is to the Indian government...

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