Sarah Palin Outstupids Herself With ‘Global Apology’ Comment

By September 12, 2014

Palin manages to perform one amazing feat of stupidity with her mouth, while her hands are doing an entirely different, unrelated set of dipshittery at the same time.

  • "Alaska Governor-resignee Sarah Palin further cemented her status as the Yo Yo Ma of Stupid on Thursday night’s Hannity program."
  • "Aside from asserting that the president should be taking speech suggestions from ISIS, Palin also delivered what she probably thought was a bombshell bit of sly satire."

BREAKING: ISIS Releases YouTube Video Showing Execution of Missing Briton David Haines

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In what has become an event of sickening regularity, ISIS has released a graphic video featuring the beheading of another Western hostage, this time David Cawthorne Haines, a 44 year-old British aid worker.

NFL Fans Defending Beating A Child’s Scrotum Are Scum

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The NFL’s Adrian Peterson beat his child until he bled. The NFL’s Adrian Peterson beat a child on his scrotum. The NFL’s Adrian Peterson didn’t think this was a big deal but hid it from doctors anyways. If you are an NFL fan defending this behavior in any way possible, you are a scumbag. I… Read More

A Child Abuse Investigator’s Perspective on the Ray Rice Case

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The trauma of seeing a parent abused often takes years to overcome, and people who have experienced this often need professional counseling to work through it. Witnessing domestic violence also breeds more domestic violence.

19 Possible New Names For ‘ISIL’ That We Need To Decide On Right Now

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Let’s decide on this fast.

The Daily Banter Mail Bag: Obama’s ISIS Plan, Ray Rice and the Music We Hate the Most

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In this week’s edition of The Daily Banter Mail Bag, Bob, Ben and Chez discuss Obama’s strategy for ISIS, Ray Rice and the NFL and the one genre of music we’d ban forever.

Fake Pharma Ad Condenses Polluted Air We Breathe Into “Pill” With Hilarious Side Effects

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The Daily Banter doesn’t usually hawk corporate goods, especially ones from Big Pharma, but Petrolify seems amazing.

Obama Is Wrong and Bill Maher and Sam Harris Are Right About Islam and ISIL

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Many liberals stubbornly refuse to acknowledge the Islamic origins of ISIL’s motives. And that’s dangerous.

White House Says U.S. Combat Troops In Syria Aren’t Off The Table

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Well this is interesting.

PODCAST: Bob Cesca and Chez Pazienza Talk ISIS, Michael Moore and a New Dan Bidondi Tape

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Bob and Chez discuss Obama’s no-win situation with ISIS, Michael Moore’s latest emo lament, 9/11 video replays and the new tape from InfoWars stooge Dan Bidondi.

John Boehner Agrees With Obama On ISIS, But Obama Still Sucks

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John Boehner compliments Obama on ISIS action. Sort of.

The Westboro Baptist Church Comes To Ground Zero On 9/11

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We talk to the Westboro Baptist Church at Ground Zero so you don’t have to.

The Eulogy that the iPod Deserves (RIP: 2001-2014)

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Where were you the day the music died?

A Republican Congressman Admits It: The GOP Plans To Slam Obama on ISIS No Matter What

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It was always going to be easy to write something today about the hypocrisy of conservatives in their responses to President Obama’s ISIS address last night. Thankfully, the GOP is making it even easier.

CNN Doubles Down on Insider Hackery by Hiring Jay Carney

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If you needed more proof that the corporate news media is one giant factory of nepotistic nothingness, the recent hiring of former Obama press secretary Jay Carney by CNN should hopefully dispel any myth of its relevance.

Ted Cruz Booed Off The Stage By Christians

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In a shocking role reversal, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was fed to the Christians Wednesday night when he was summarily booed off the stage by attendees of the “In Defense Of Christians Dinner” over his expression of support for Israel.

All Conservatives Heard From Obama Speech Was That ISIS ‘Is Not Islamic’

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On Wednesday night, President Obama gave a televised primetime address on his strategy to “degrade and destroy” the terrorist army ISIS that clocked in at almost 2,000 words, but to hear conservatives tell it, the speech actually only lasted about five seconds. While the rest of America heard the President reveal a four-part strategy to… Read More

Michael Moore Thinks Obama Will Only Be Remembered for Being the First Black President

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Michael Moore is really, really disappointed in Obama. Why? I don’t think Moore even knows. He’s just disappointed.

13 Years On: 9/11 in Two Parts

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Never forget? It would be impossible to, no matter who you are.