Bank Bailout Architect Goes Homeless For a Week and Draws a Really Dumb Conclusion

By July 31, 2014

The architect of the 2008 bank bailout and gubernatorial candidate says the homeless don’t need welfare, but jobs. Wall Street execs, though, are a different story.

  • The millionaire and former Wall Street executive has an ingenious idea for fixing homelessness.
  • And if his past work is any indication, it involves bailing out big banks and gutting social programs.

Ted Cruz’s Spokesperson Attacks Obama For Hosting A Special Olympics Event

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Amanda Carpenter, Ted Cruz’s spokesperson, is so blinded with hatred of President Obama that she decided on Thursday night to attack him… for hosting an event for Special Olympics. On her Twitter account, Carpenter blasted Obama for “having a Katy Perry concert” at the White House. But the “concert” in question is a benefit for… Read More

CNN Anchor Slams Fox Nation: “You Willfully Ignorant F*cksticks”

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Bill Weir: American Hero

How Obama’s Impeachment Would Stack Up Against Other Presidential Bad Boys

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Let’s put Obama’s impeachment situation in context by comparing it to some of the more famous past impeachment proceedings we’ve had in this country, namely those involving Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and “Slick Willy” Clinton…

F*ck You and the Viral Content You Rode in On, Neetzan Zimmerman

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In the mind of the former viral wizard at Gawker, nothing is more important than the almighty click.

Rand Paul Has a White Supremacy Problem

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Rand Paul has a habit of explaining that black people just aren’t aware of things that they are actually painfully aware of, and the “racial outcome” of the criminal justice system is no exception.

Video Emerges Of Butthurt Rand Paul Blasting “Cranks and Hacks” At MSNBC

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Rand Paul threw a hissy fit on MSNBC Wednesday, and was still raging hours later when he spoke to a group of young libertarians about how the “cranks and hacks” just totally ruined his day.

S.E. Cupp’s Atheism Rant Is From Another Planet

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Virtually everything she says in this 90 second clip is straight-up false.

ReaganBook Is the Perfect Social Network For a Party With Nothing Left To Offer

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Out of ideas in the present, the Republican Party instead offers Reagan, and soon even that will lose its appeal.

The One Time The Media Should Believe The Right, They Don’t

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People don’t often change. Once they settle into patterns of behavior in adulthood, they often stay with them until they die. Sure, sometimes there are dramatic come to Jesus moments of clarity and self reflection, but especially with habits – bad habits – we as a species stick to them. Which is why its curious… Read More

Unwavering American Support For Israel Explained In One Flowchart

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This handy-dandy flowchart will make it even easier for your representatives and senators to know when they should support the Israeli government at any and all costs.

“Thanks Obama!”: A Political Strategy of Failure

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One of the most admirable things about the GOP used to be their messaging ability. Even if you disagreed with their policy positions the capability to disseminate talking points was a thing of beauty. They framed the discussion, and you found yourself on defense the whole way. They forced the other side to abandoned structural… Read More

How To Decide Which Dead White Guy Should Come Off Our Money

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President Obama believes putting a few women on our currency is a “pretty good idea,” which means we’re going to have to bump one of our Founding Fathers from the current roster. But who?

Quote of the Day: Fox News Has Your Obama Impeachment Conspiracy Theory

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It’s always entertaining when Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros tries to think, sort of like watching a kitten try to get its head out of a jar it somehow got stuck in.

Uh Oh, Liberals: John Boehner’s Impeachment Conspiracy Theory Is Right!

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Those “Democrats” and their sneaky impeachment ruse!

Dear Congressman Steve King: WTF Is a “Rape Path”?

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Another Republican brings up rape, and what he was discussing had nothing to do with sexual assault.

Iowa Senate Candidate Joni Ernst Is the GOP’s Next Ticking Timebomb

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Keep an eye on this race because Republican Joni Ernst is about to give Sarah Palin a run for her money.

Quote of the Day: Alabama Wants To Ignore the Federal Government Because God Says So

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What God giveth Alabama let no man take away.

White House Again Shoves Impeachment Up GOP’s Ass Sideways With Mustard On It

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The Beltway media is somehow trying to make the White House the villain for beating Republicans up with their own impeachment talk.