Here’s How To Protect Yourself from the NSA by Looking Completely Ridiculous

By July 28, 2014

On the one hand you’ll supposedly fool the facial recognition software you can’t see. On the other, everybody you can see will stare at you.

  • A writer for The Atlantic tested out an "NSA-proof" makeup design called "CV dazzle" in public to see whether it worked and the kinds of reactions he got.
  • Nothing sells like fear, and there are a whole lot of personal privacy products now jockeying for attention after a year of Greenwald/Snowden's NSA surveillance hype.

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