We Watched This Ridiculous NRA Video So You Don’t Have To

By July 24, 2014

The NRA released a brand new YouTube video that literally makes no sense whatsoever — on any level. In fact, it’s so off-the-rails that it’s difficult to imagine even the most loyal NRA automatons buying into what it says.

  • The video is titled "Everyone Gets A Gun."
  • Sorry, no, not everyone gets to have a gun.

Dear John McCain: Obama Won’t Work With You Because You Are Insane

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There’s a very good reason Obama isn’t calling his one-time foe to help him solve the world’s problems, and it’s not because the President is anti-social. It’s because John McCain is fucking insane.

ISIS Denies Ordering Women Sexually Mutilated In Iraq

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The Islamic State of Syria and Iraq is denying earlier reports it ordered women within its territory to undergo female genital mutilation.

George Carlin Had the Perfect Solution To All These Botched Executions

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If we had listened to George Carlin, we’d have far fewer botched executions and a lot more entertainment.

Quote of the Day: Turning Away Immigrant Children Is What Jesus Would Do

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Texas State Rep. David Simpson tried to tell a roomful of his tea partying constituents to exercise compassion in the debate over thousands of immigrant children who’ve recently come across the border. Guess what kind of reaction he got.

Why Do We Televise Eric Garner’s Execution, But Not Joseph Wood’s?

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Why is it that we’re allowed to see the absolutely gut-wrenching and unjust death of Eric Garner, but not the fully-sanctioned killing of Joseph Wood, which we’re all party to?

Here’s Why Jon Stewart Started a $10 Billion Kickstarter To Buy CNN

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Jon Stewart needs our help to buy CNN. We should give it to him.

10 Reasons We Liberals Should Admit Reagan Was Better Than Obama

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Here are some of the complaints that conservatives have made against President Obama, and how Ronald Reagan was way better than NOBAMA in every single way.

Witness To Joseph Wood’s Crime and Botched Execution: Murderers “Deserve To Suffer”

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Richard and Jeanne Brown, relatives of Joseph Wood’s victims, say the convicted murderer got what he deserved when his two-hour shitshow of an execution finally ended Wednesday afternoon. They are as right as the death penalty is wrong.

Open Carry Protesters Gather at the Grassy Knoll, Location of JFK Assassination

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A group called “Come And Take It Dallas” assembled at the site of one of the most terrible, history-changing gun-related tragedies in American history: Dealey Plaza, where President Kennedy was brutally gunned down nearly 51 years ago.

You Won’t F**king Believe Why This Republican Congressman Wants To Investigate Google

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Dana Rohrabacher has an idea for a hearing that’s not only completely ridiculous, but it’s one that shows a stunning amount of hypocrisy.

WATCH: CNN’s Chris Cuomo and RT’s Peter Lavelle Go At Each Other on Live TV Over Russia’s Role in MH17

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This morning on CNN’s New Day, RT presenter Peter Lavelle got into an explosive 11-minute-long shouting match with anchor Chris Cuomo. Cuomo took Lavelle to task about not only Russia’s continued deflection and Putin’s refusal to crack down on the pro-Russia, government-aided rebels who were more than likely responsible for the shoot-down, but also about what he claimed was RT’s refusal to be actual journalists and question the line they’re being fed by the Kremlin.

Quote of the Day: Dangerous Idiot Jenny McCarthy Wonders Whether Hillary Clinton Is Gay

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Jenny McCarthy: Come for the anti-vaccination crusading; stay for the irresponsible implications.

Minuteman Militia Planning “Operation Normandy” to Deploy 3,500 Men to Stop Border “Invasion”

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Yesterday, the infamous Minuteman militia announced that it’s raising an army to “stop an invasion” and to secure the border once and for all. And the militia’s chief organizer, Jim Gilchrist, appears to be taking his tone-deaf cues from Bill O’Reilly and Charles Krauthammer.

Conservatives Think Private Charity Can Fill In For The Government, That’s Stupid

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Conservatives often say that private charity can care for the needy without the tyranny of taxation imposed by government. This is stupid. Private charity is great, and provides life-changing services for thousands, maybe millions of people – but the funds it has available are miniscule when compared to the problems at hand. Before Social Security,… Read More

Fox News’ Unbelievably Shitty Report on NYPD Chokehold Death

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The last refuge of racist police brutality-enablers is the plaintive cry to “watch the whole tape,” or in the case of Fox News’ coverage of the man who died last week following an illegal NYPD chokehold, “don’t watch the second tape.”

Israeli Ambassador Makes Insane Comment At Equally Insane Christian Conference

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Israel’s ambassador to the U.S. said that the Israel Defense Forces laying siege to Gaza should be given the Nobel Peace Prize.

Someone Replaced Benjamin Netanyahu’s Wikipedia Page With a Huge Palestinian Flag

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At around 7:19 p.m. GMT, a vandal sympathetic to the Palestinian cause replaced all of the text on the Wikipedia page for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with a gigantic Palestinian flag.

ABC’s Jon Karl Outfoxes Fox News On Obamacare Ruling

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Here’s something you don’t see every day: a reporter from a major television network promoting a grimmer Obamacare narrative than Fox News.