White Woman Stealing From Black Child Shows How White Privilege Works


FILED TO: Society and Culture

Aggression for me, but not for thee.

Donald Trump Wishes All You Losers a Happy Thanksgiving


FILED TO: Society and Culture

“I’d like to take the time out from my busy schedule to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving — even the losers and illegal immigrants who don’t deserve my goodwill. Actually, scratch that, I’m only extending my goodwill to the losers, not the Mexicans given it isn’t their holiday and they are here illegally.”

AP Fact Check Finds Ted Cruz to Have “Kindergarten” Understanding of Science


FILED TO: Science and Environment

Cruz scored so low on the test that Michael Mann, a Pennsylvania State University meteorology professor who was interviewed for the AP article declared that,”This individual understands less about science (and climate change) than the average kindergartner…That sort of ignorance would be dangerous in a doorman, let alone a president.”

Video: President Obama’s Remarks on National Security Before Thanksgiving

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FILED TO: White House Reporting

The President delivered remrks from the Roosevelt Room Wednesday afternoon.

Nicolle Wallace Thinks Obama is a ‘Jerk’ Who Should Threaten to Level Raqqa

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FILED TO: Politics

Even by Morning Joe’s standards, she is an idiot.

How Would President Obama Respond To a Terrorist Attack on America?

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FILED TO: Politics Abroad

The prospect of a terroristic attack on US citizens is frightening to think about, but impossible to ignore. It is in the darkest time that we look to our leaders to guide and direct us forward. If America is attacked, President Obama will be called upon to lead. History hopes he is ready to steer the country forward and away from the mistakes of the past.

Watch: Full Dashcam Video of Laquan McDonald Shooting Released

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FILED TO: Politics

On Tuesday night, the Chicago Police Department released dashcam video of the police shooting of 17-year-old Laquan McDonald.

Stop F*cking Up Good Food With Kale


FILED TO: Society and Culture

This hipster obsession with kale has got to stop. Why? Because it is goddamn revolting.

Rubio Says Paris Attacks Were ‘Positive Development’


FILED TO: Politics

Trump didn’t say it, though, so nobody noticed.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Give a F*ck About Your Little News Media Revolt Against Him

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FILED TO: Headline Articles

News organizations are banding together to confront Trump. Yeah, that’s gonna work.

“Poverty Appropriation” Now on List of Behavior Banned by Liberals

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FILED TO: Society and Culture

Yes, cutting down your living costs is now a form of “cultural appropriation” that is apparently deeply offensive to the poor.

College Cancels Yoga Classes Over “Cultural Appropriation,” Because College Is Now The Onion

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FILED TO: Society and Culture

Jesus fucking Christ, enough already.

We Must Separate Attacks on Muslims From Attacks on Islam


FILED TO: Headline Articles

As Donald Trump calls for a national registry of Muslims in America, Salon type liberals are insisting Islam is a religion of peace. Both depictions of Muslims and Islam are wrong, yet each extreme apparently represents the parameters of debate within which we are allowed to think about a very complicated subject.

Donald Trump’s Campaign of White Resentment Comes to Life Before Our Eyes


FILED TO: Politics

It’s like some kids found an old silk hat and put it in a racist snowman.

What Do Ben Carson and Bruschetta Have In Common?

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FILED TO: Politics

They’re both basically toast.

Poll Shows Scary Number Of Millennials Want To Ban “Offensive” Speech


FILED TO: Headline Articles

Our young people have a lot to learn.

The GOP Can’t Denounce Trump’s Muslim Registration Comments, They Created This Monster

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FILED TO: Politics

Trump now speaks for the conservative movement in all its racist ugliness.

Matt Taibbi’s Latest Tom Friedman Takedown is Glorious


FILED TO: Media and Entertainment

If you’ve followed Matt Taibbi’s career for the past decade, you have probably come to wait with bated breath for the latest installment of his epic Tom Friedman takedowns — and his latest does not disappoint.


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