Don’t Expect Anything New from the NRA Regarding the Latest Baby With a Gun

By August 27, 2014

Given the lobbyist group’s silence during those dozens of other instances in which babies with guns killed other babies, don’t hold your breath for a sudden epiphany about keeping firearms out of the hands of children.

  • Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) produced a bumper sticker with the slogan: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted."
  • Babies do, in fact, have guns.

Chris Matthews and Chris Hayes Are Confused About What To Do With ISIS. I Am Not


ISIS just needs to get got, plain and simple.

9 Year-Old Shoots Instructor, Prompting More Misleading Coverage About Kids and Guns


Instead of relying on gun store owners with bad memories, maybe reporters could call on experts like the American Academy of Pediatrics, who explain that guns and kids flat-out don’t mix

83 Year-Old Judge Has To Watch Porn Before Making Ruling


The judge first had to watch the pornographic film before watching a film about said pornographic film.

Someone’s Going To Demand Due Process For American ISIS Fighters and It’s Going To Be Super Annoying


Really, truly, annoying.

Atheists Believe In God, Say Kevin Sorbo and Crazy End Times Pastor In Dumb Conversation


Did you know atheists believe in god? Professor Sorbo explains in this idiotic radio exchange.

Dude In Gaza Footage Casually Lights Cigarette While Everyone Else Hits the Deck

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The guy in Chris Hayes’ Gaza B-roll footage isn’t just nonchalant; he’s anti-chalant.

Guess What? No One Really Gives a Sh*t Whether Obama Plays Golf


Only 31 percent of voters think it’s “fair to criticize the president for playing golf,” while only 30 percent “say that President Obama ‘plays too much golf.’”

Tom Friedman Proves Again That He’s The Most Overpaid Columnist Alive


You can always count on Tom Friedman at the New York Times to take incredibly complex events and create dangerously simple analogies out of them.

Watch Joe Biden Flirt With a 108 Year-Old WWII Vet and Tell Me Why He Can’t Be President

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Joe Biden is one smooth, presidential-looking guy.

Animal Rights Activists are an Easy Punchline, But Their Cause Deserves Greater Public Advocacy


Unfortunately, there’s exactly nothing on the political docket with regards to protecting animals. So, it’s unclear why animal rights activism needed to be taken down a notch.

White House: No, ISIS Still Can’t Have a F**king Varsity Jacket!


After attempts six and seven to get terrorist assholes ISIS their own collective varsity jacket, the White House press was denied once again, and rather definitively so.

Gay, Black Michael Sam Sacks and Mocks Cocky White Male Johnny Manziel


Football is awesome sometimes.

Here Are 7 Causes More Important Than Animal Rights


The members of PETA and other animal rights groups are dedicated to stopping animal suffering in the world — and this is (on balance) probably a good thing. However, they are convinced that their cause is more important than any other on the planet, and this is not ok. Here are 7 causes that almost certainly trump animal rights:

White House Press Corps: Has Burger King Crossed the Red Line?

Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

The old title for Most Ridiculous Phrase Ever Uttered At A White House Briefing belonged to the Robert Gibbs-era exchange about bestiality, but that was never supposed to be serious.

The ‘Boycott Burger King’ Hashtag Is Perfect For Privileged Yuppies

Full length of young men and women holding cellphone

Once again, lazy and selective hashtivism comes to social media.

WATCH: John Boehner Compares Himself to a Creepy Horror-Movie Monkey


It’s literally 41 seconds of John Boehner in various settings with a creepy horror-movie toy monkey.

THE WEEKLY MILLENNIAL: Explaining ISIS, Syria, and Rick Perry’s Indictment To Apathetic 20-Somethings

Demotivated students sitting in a lecture hall with one girl napping in college

“Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.” – Leonardo da Vinci

Sorry, But the Democrats Are Absolutely Not ‘Doomed’ in the Midterms


It appears as if Democratic prospects aren’t as horrifying as everyone says. Far from it.