President Obama Perfectly Zings Republicans While Responding To Fox News

By August 01, 2014

Wait for it, wait for it.

  • Republicans have been legislatively shitting the bed like Rip Van Winkle on a prune juice bender.
  • So it was nice to see the president take a well-deserved dig at congressional conservatives.

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