Hillary Clinton Kinda Feels Bad About What Happened In Ferguson Maybe

By August 29, 2014

Former Secretary of State and current 2016 Democratic Freight Train Hillary Clinton finally broke her conspicuous silence on the events in Ferguson with four minutes of remarks that played it so safe, they made President Obama sound like Howard Beale.

  • The President's remarks were leaps and bounds stronger than Clinton's, which were a Teflon-coated study in playing it safe.
  • In addressing the aftermath of the shooting, Clinton was just vague enough that people could know what she was talking about, but she could avoid explicitly denouncing the police

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