The NRA Hipster is Back to Tell Us that Guns Are Just “Bits of Plastic and Metal”

By October 23, 2014

You might recall our coverage of Billy’s previous NRA effort in which he explained how gun classes should be taught in schools.


Romney Says He Lost Hispanic Vote Because He Didn’t Spend Enough Money Bullsh*tting Them

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Mitt Romney gets the answer to this easy question so wrong, he’s almost right.

Marco Rubio Stays Classy, Attacks President Obama In Ottawa Shooting Statement

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It has become a sad fact of life that it is never too soon to use tragic events for political reasons, but even within that ghoulish game, there are rules.

What a Postgame Interview With An Atheist Football Player Would Look Like

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Thank god for making the game-winning play? No thanks!

Monica and Hillary the Movie: Let’s Make It Happen

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Can these women put aside their differences, find some common ground, and form an unstoppable duo to bring the country together at last?

An Appropriately Profane Response To the Little Girls Dropping “F-Bombs for Feminism” Ad Campaign

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What the fuck is the matter with you people?

The “Avengers: Age of Ultron” Trailer Is Here and It Is Awesome

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Glenn Greenwald’s Reaction to Attack in Quebec: “It’s Not the Slightest Bit Surprising”

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He performs some typically Greenwaldian semantic gymnastics, both blaming Canadian military hubris for the attack, but then insisting Canada’s militarism doesn’t justify what happened.

And Now, An Important Message From Little Girls Dropping the F-Bomb

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These girls really know what’s (effed) up.

Attention Feminists: The Oscar Pistorius Case Isn’t About You

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Predictably, feminists are up in arms over the outcome of the Oscar Pistorius trial. When will they learn it isn’t about them?

Prepare Yourself: Officer Darren Wilson Probably Won’t Be Charged for Shooting Mike Brown

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Yesterday, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch published the results of the official autopsy performed on Mike Brown in the immediate aftermath of his shooting on August 7th of this year. Among the findings: there was a “significant altercation” at Officer Darren Wilson’s car and Brown appeared to have tried to grab the gun from out of his hand.

Cosplayers Have It Right: Every Day Should Be Halloween

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Seriously, why aren’t we all showing up to work as Batman?

Here’s Video Of Chris Christie Saying He’s ‘Tired Of Hearing About the Minimum Wage’

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A comment like this won’t likely hurt Christie in a Republican primary, where heartlessness is a virtue.

Terrorism Analyst Helpfully Explains How To Keep Your Teenagers From Joining ISIS

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Yes, it has come to this: We are now getting parenting advice from terrorism analysts.

Salon Gives the Lamest and Most Half-Assed Response To Getting Caught Plagiarizing

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When BuzzFeed handles a plagiarism controversy better than you, it’s time to take a long look in the mirror.

Foxtoberfest Of Stupid: Bob Beckel vs. Bill O’Reilly

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Does Bob Beckel’s casual racism trump Bill O’Reilly’s egotistical stupidity?

Bob Cesca: “Hawaii is a State,” Part Three: 10 Recommendations for Your Hawaii Vacation

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Considering how grim the previous chapters of this Hawaii series have been, I thought I’d take a well-deserved break from real life with a list of my recommendations for a great Hawaii vacation.

There Will Never Be Another Ben Bradlee

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Former Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee was a titan of real journalism and a constant reminder of the good it can do.

Bristol Palin Says She Was Called a C*nt, Had Her $300 Sunglasses Stolen in New Police Audio of Fight

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Listen to this and laugh and laugh. Then stop laughing and weep openly when you remind yourself that this woman was once poised to be a heartbeat away from living in the White House.